Sights Unseen

Greetings, Agent Orange. This mission is highly sensitive, and due to the nature of the dicey relationship between our two warring kingdoms, your actions will be denied and you will be disavowed if c…

"Welcome to Hell, new fish. You're gonna learn real quick who's in charge of this place, and I'll tell you right now... it ain't the guards... If you're thinking of trying to operate you're own littl…

Cybele on a first date- "So which is your favorite souls game?" ... "You don't know the souls games? Like Dark Souls, Bloodborne, Sekiro? You gotta know Elden Ring at least." ... "No? Hold on, let…

A bear and a bird? An evil witch with a nasty habit of unnecessary rhyming? This sounds familiar... almost like... like déjà vu, like I've been here before...

Our Plugs

Outro: By Aiden Hamilton

Our Soci…

Do you know what's more fun than a totally normal quiz show that you knew was coming and had time to prepare for?

A completely bonkers idea for a quiz show that you had no idea was coming... and yet u…

Fufufufufu... Welcome to my special dueling arena, Yugi... You're probably wondering about that bucket of acid suspended from the ceiling above you? Well you see, once I defeat you and your life poin…

Mueheheh... Welcome...I will be your guide throughout the labyrinthian tunnels which lay before you. Best stay close... I'd hate for you to get taken out by a stray Arwing; they're very territorial a…

Hey, there! Wanna battle? This is my Ratatta! He isn't like other Ratatta... Heh, my Ratatta is in the top percentage of all Ratatta! You've never seen one like mine before and- is... that a level 40…

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"Monster is a relative term. To a canary, a cat is a monster. We're just used to being the cat."

~ Dr. Henry Wu

Our Plugs

Outro: By Aiden Hamilton

Our Socials-

Sights Unseen:

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"...and over here we have the Iron Knuckles of Irony. It's said that any warrior who wields this infamous weapon will find themselves at the receiving end of strangely coincidental misfortunes. Legen…

Hello Grandma, I've finally made it with the yummy baked snacks for you!! You wouldn't believe the freaky wolf I ran into on my way here through the woods and... OH Grandma... what big eyes you have!…

"...with information tactical, strategical and practical, I am the very model of a

dead Ikana general! ...Haaah...Alright then, class...does anyone have any questions? Yes, Margaret?"

"Professor Ingo,…

Hello, welcome to the Cyb and Mitch Swamp Tour, today we'll be showing you around the Woodfall Swamp. Now just up ahead you'll see the amazing Deku Palace and... wait... what's that shack? And who …

"...and over here we have the ancient dais where the enemies of the kingdom were brutally eviscerated and offered up as a sacrifice to appease the old gods who guard the temples. Do we have any quest…

What if I told you...that you could drive...anywhere?

Heh...look at that...you're speechless. I thought as much. After all it isn't every day one learns-hmm? What was that? You already can drive anywh…

"Now, class...a wise man once told me that a good artist borrows, but a great artist steals. And I came to learn - after quite a few unfortunate, overnight stays in jail for art theft - that he was n…

Was this list necessary? No.

But! Was it informative? Also no...

Outro: By Aiden Hamilton

Our Socials-

Sights Unseen:

Email- [email protected]

Twitter- @sightsunseenpod

Insta- sightsunseenpod

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"Rule one of dying: don't. Rule two: slow down. You've got the rest of your life. The faster you think, the slower it will pass. Concentrate. Assume you're going to survive. Always assume that. Imagi…

"...Now, the next available unit on our apartment tour is a very charming, three-bed-two-bath bungalow that comes completely furnished! It even has a lovely, natural water feature in the kitchen, so …