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50: "I Didn’t Pee In The Sea” - Beer Chaos, Beach Nightmares & Brighton Life

Author
Shut Up I’m Talking
Published
Sun 24 Aug 2025
Episode Link
https://audioboom.com/posts/8765589


Paddleboard Disasters, E-Dating Confessions & Jack’s Bum-Cheek Itch



Jack Manifold and Tom Simons are back with episode 50 of Shut Up I’m Talking. In this milestone episode, Tom reveals his relationship status, Jack paddleboards without getting wet but with getting itchy butt cheeks, Brighton beach life, stand-up nerves, beer diaries, and has TommyInnit lost interest in the worm?



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EPISODE HIGHLIGHTS:




  • Tom’s worst moment: pre-Tomedy gig nerves & stand-up disaster stories

  •  Long-distance relationships, e-dating confessions & fans oversharing

  • Should Tom join LGBTQIA+ as ‘Questioning’? 

  • Is TommyInnit making Pride all about himself?

  • Everyone admits to peeing in the sea. Except Jack

  • Jack’s dad’s Belgian beer reviews & how Jack gets way too honest after 6 pints

  • Tom visits a butterfly sanctuary, plays with stick insects & blows a wooden train whistle

  • Brighton life = paradise for one expensive month only

  • Jazz night fallout: Tom ignores Jack’s invite & instead cycles recklessly and helmetless

  • Jack’s birthday ruined by Ikea opening, A-level results and MrBeast

  • MrBeast joins Kick, AI debates & dark woke arguments

  • Tom’s book obsession: should he stop outsourcing his big life decisions?

  • Jeremy Renner, love, and the secrets of the universe

  • Tom’s near-death stunts: bungee jumps, jetpacks, tanks & almost wing-walking

  • Worm update: the enclosure is now shit brown’, the worm’s still alive, but Tom doesn’t care

  • Rap names, streaming ADHD & Jack Manifold’s new video teased


Written & presented by: Tom Simons & Jack Manifold

Executive producer: Mirren Mace

Directed by: Mirren Mace

Producer: Russell Noon

Production coordinator: Tori Sheard

Social media: Tori Sheard

Camera, sound & lighting:  Owen Rogers & Hazar Ayyildiz

Editor: Owen Rogers

Shorts editor & Thumbnail: Snikrep

Set design: Mirren Mace



This podcast episode was recorded on 12/08/25



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