Ep. 10 - Nigerian Nightmare (with Femi)
Hide your kids, hide your wives, and hide your mothers (Hannah). It's the Dark Night, the Pepper of the Earth, the one and only Femi! To a man like him, all pick-up problems must be solved in the mos…
Ep. 9 - Cuz Why?
Juneteenth could've gone a little better for Xavier, Tony is tortured by the soul sisters of his past, and they both try to turn bread brands into pickup lines.
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Ep. 8 - Desert Diamonds (with Hector D.)
Hector D. stops by with more beer for Tony as Xavier prepares for a sacrifice.
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Ep. 7 - Pilsen Her Drink
Tony starts with a beer, Xavier takes out the garbage, and the two disagree on when it's finally okay to make a date rape joke.
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Ep. 6 - First Lady pt.2 (with Hannah Belmont)
I already wrote a description for the first half of this episode, guys, c'mon.
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Ep. 5 - First Lady pt.1 (with Hannah Belmont)
It's a girl! Finally, Xavier manages to lure a woman down to Tony's aluminum basement, and they all have a threesome... of problem-solving. Hannah Belmont provides the female perspective the podcast …
Ep. 4 - Take the Knife (with Nicky B)
Nicky B joins Tony and Xavier in their efforts to fix this episode's messy attempts at seduction, ranging from scholarly rejections to removeable body parts.
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Ep. 3 - Messenger Pigeon
And you thought we wouldn't make it past two episodes... suck it. For their hat trick episode, Tony gets organized (or cheats, depending on how you look at it), Xavier shows up late (or early, depend…
Ep. 2 - 'Obligiate'
In this second, lackluster episode of their new-ish podcast, Tony and Xavier talk about if Xavier WAS gay, Tony's awful handwriting, and flossing with things you probably shouldn't floss with. With t…
Ep. 1 - A Real Soft Chicken Breast
In the pilot episode of their new podcast, Tony Gusto and Xavier Smith listen to stories about someone trying to hit on, flirt with, or generally attract a mate and fail miserably. The two hosts then…