The Back to School Special

Prepare for second-hand embarrassment: As a consolation prize for another solo-hosted episode, Emily pulls out all the stops with her middle school yearbook. As we adventure through expert advice columns from 2007 like "Top 10 Ways to Get the CUTEST CRUSHES" and rating systems for said middle school crushes, we also toss in some funny school memories and a shallow dive into the effects middle school can have on us today. Most importantly, however, Emily unravels the fever dream that was DUSO the Dolphin and some questionable primary school counseling tactics.