I can't understand it. I have accomplished so much in just over 30 short years. Though I wasn't high school valedictorian, I was "Star of the Week" in 1st grade, 2nd grade, 3rd grade, and 5th grade. Though I didn't make the cut for the football team, I set an All-Ward record for the most “Mississippi’s” counted out loud by a defensive back in a Turkey Bowl—and, yes, Mississippi’s are more