Pastor Les Shelton of The First Church of the Nazarene in Sacramento, California has always been a keen observer of life and the stories he shares are certain to make you laugh and think. I am Vic Zarley, the producer and narrator. Enjoy the muse and amusement of this collection of entertaining anecdotes by Les Shelton.
Special thanks to Kevin Macleod (http://Incompetech.com) for the theme song entitled "Fluffing a Duck."
I Remember the Wedding -- Discussing Ways for Dad to Die -- Significance -- The Dental Gospel -- Us and Them -- Virtual Reality -- What Is This Really All About? -- Hi, Vic Zarley here. This selectio…
No Guts, No Glory -- Holiday Confessions -- December 24th, 0000 A.D. -- Why? -- Let Your Light So Shine -- Sticking to It
Liability: Missing the Mark, the Point, and the Boat -- For Better, for Worse -- There Are Hassles and Then There Are Hassles -- Pain Management -- I Go a Fishing -- What DON'T You Like to Eat?
1 Corinthians 13 (LRV) -- To Hell with the Church? -- No Room in the Inn -- "NSF" or Follow the Bouncing Check -- "It's a Bird, It's a Plane...?" -- Big Denny Is Watching You -- The Loneliest Man in …
Binary Faith -- Year of the Boar -- Signals -- Poodle Lessons -- Operation "Tammy Faye" -- Caught in the Act -- Running "Sacred"?
Voice Recognition -- Are You There Yet? -- Working for the Parents -- The End of the Year -- For Sale: Brand New Porsche -- The Energizer Bunny: A Deconstructionist -- Complain or Fish
Washington, D.C. -- It's Plain the Rain Mainly Falls on Us, or, It Only Hurts When I Laugh or Tread Water... -- Marketing -- The Fire This Time -- What's Cooking? -- What's That Hissing Sound?
Staying Alive -- Eye to Eye -- A River Runs Full of It -- Heads Up! -- Keeping an Ear to the Ice -- "We Didn't Think It Would Bite Us" -- Fear and Fashion
The State of the Prostate -- The State of the Prostate - Part 2 - "The Procedure" -- Life as Leslie -- Further Evidences -- Outsourcing Solutions -- The Fourth Shower
The Colon Chronicles - Part 6: "Juice Shelton" -- Pain -- 'Tis the Season -- Letting Go -- "That's a Big Ten-Four, Good Buddy!" -- Cookies
Following Directions -- The Path -- The BANK of ALI ORNI -- Bugs on Board -- Proprioception -- Eclipsed (or Looking Foward to 2037)
Sensory Deprivation -- Ducks Who Duck and Ducks Who Don't -- Taste -- Melanie and the Mouse -- "This Is Your Captain Speaking..."
Pie Delivery -- Who Stole the Cookies from the Cookie Jar? -- Gutter Skating in the Tropics -- Engage -- Dancing the Category Stomp -- Making Changes
If a Teen Doesn't Have a Phone to Their Ear... -- Mission Warning -- Doctor's Appointment -- Joining the "C"lub -- "Uh, I'll Have the Salad, Please" -- The Colon Chronicles Holiday Update 2000: FAQ's
Driving Experiences -- Life-long Friendships -- By Any Other Name -- Everything BUT Airborne -- The Nine Foot Rule
Go Ahead, Shoot -- Browsing Through Spellcheck -- I Miss Billy the Kid -- Easy Openers -- Hitchhikers -- The Mind Is a Terrible Thing to Waste -- Never Leave the Light
Treed -- Rebooting the Soul -- Life is like...Tether Ball -- Anesthesia -- Frequently Asked Questions About Health Care -- The "Smart Pump" -- Checking Out
The Pig with the Wooden Leg -- Upgrading -- Straining Gnats, Swallowing Camels -- Tuning In -- Watching -- Horse Stories, of Course, of Course -- Christian Tradition -- Is Christ Alive? Or Was It All…
Answering Machine Etiquette -- Spectators -- Perfecting the Tight Cue -- No, No, No, Don't Close the Door! -- Cleopatra: The Queen of Denial -- Breakfast in America
Einstein and Denial Early Friday Morning -- Tough Times Don't Last, It Just Seems That Way -- Oxymoron --Sudden Shifts -- Get the Name Right! -- The Quest of Billy and Paige