EPISODE 008: Alex Maynard hustled the Government AND YOU CAN TOO! (But it’ll cost you your legs and mental stability.)

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WHAT. IS.UP!
Guys, THINGS HAVE BEEN HECTIC! We had to vote for a new Podcast President and things DID NOT GO WELL! We only had TWO options, a retarded octogenarian AND a dude that HAS DEFINITELY banged Greg’s mom. Of course WE VOTED FOR THE DUDE THAT BANGED OUT Greg’s MOM! BUT SOME HOW, a computer program created by a Slovakian Night Club owner rigged the election, any ways.... The podcast is now being managed by some 80 year old that sniffs kids and eats tapioca pudding in a bathroom. BUT.... he lets us DO WHATEVER THE HELL WE WANT, as long as we wear masks and burn down shit!
ANY WAYS! On this episode we BRING TO YOU THE TALE OF ALEX T. MAYNARD!!! Alex Maynard is a former Paratrooper who now travels around the world spreading the word of the Gospel, volunteering to feed single mothers, and free basing cocaine while dressed as Sponge Bob. He is an incredibly talented guy with an upcoming podcast/Instagram/blog called "The Travel Bros Podcast". He is a great dude so look him up and support him! Along the way we will discuss SOOOOO many new and EXCITING topics... SUCH AS....

1. Angies List it’s not just house chores anymore!
2. FORTNIGHT or Foreskin?
3. Elon Musk... GENETICALLY MODIFIED GERMAN TRANSFORMER.... WEREFORMER?
4. Deaf U...... NOT A GREAT IDEA.....
5. Star Wars: Marriage relations mini games!!!
6. STAR WARS! PROTOCOL DROIDS!

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