Secret Sesh
I smoke a joint on my couch and talk to myself. That's it. Don't look for any deeper meaning or anything. Is this content? I don't know. I will not acknowledge this if you bring it up. I will pretend like I have no idea what you’re talking about. Just let it be. Ok, I'll talk to you later. I hope you're doing better.
- Update frequency
- every 6 days
- Average duration
- 15 minutes
- Episodes
- 70
- Years Active
- 2024 - 2025
PeePants: The Story of One Man's Poopy Peepee
I like to think of myself as a pretty smart guy. Like I have taste and culture, and here I am naming an episode of my secret fucking podcast "PeePants: The Story of One Man's Poopy Peepee." I'm 33 ye…
The Paisley Affair
Dude, sometimes I think I am a real bonehead. Other times, I think I'm a real Sasquatch.
I think you get what I'm saying.
The Podcastization of the Novelization of Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure
Sometimes you gotta take it back to Bermuda. Where the grass is green, or at least, I think it probably is. I've never been to Bermuda and fuck you for trying to give me guff about it. Why I oughta..…
Your Fist - My Teeth: A Love Story
I've mistaken multiple ducks for geese, but I've never found a goose be golden*
*That being said, I am colorblind
Anti-Virus
My grandma’s finger tips! These were the last images I could recall when the morphine drip hit my veins. Let’s make the sausage, boys.
Clerical Error (the prophet comes to San Diego)
Gloves. Balls. Bats. These are all in my friend's sex dungeon. He is 13 feet tall and doesn't have many allies. But I stand by him, left, right, and center (but not center right).
There will be blood,…
Unplug
Dude, I got an insane calzone tonight. It was pretty awesome because I was able to utilize a buy 1 get 1 (BOGO) deal. Unfortunately, they did not add in the sausage I requested. Rats. Luckily, I was …
Petrified Core
Uh oh, there’s trouble in hunk town. We’ve got holes to fill!
You Can Change Your Life
Lightning crashes
A new mother cries
Her placenta falls to the floor
The angel opens her eyes
The confusion sets in
Before the doctor can even close the doorLightning crashes
An old mother dies
Her intentio…
The Duck People Problem
Sometimes they come at night. Sometimes they come in the morning. Sometimes they don't come at all. Your parents do have a lot of sex, though.
Head on a Swivel
The sticks is loose and the forest is free. What's in your wallet? I am so fucking hungry.
Don't Do Me Like That
You sir, are a gnome to the first degree. And I'll hear no more on the matter.
Sunemployent
This was recorded on March 4th, 2024. I was let go from my job at 3pm on March 1st and passed at the Comedy Cellar at 8pm. I was in a weird place and forgot to post it. Here you go Mr. Sucklepuff
Anyw…
Somebody's Stolen Steroids
Kiss on the cheek, kiss on the mouth, kiss on the knee, kiss on the forehead, but if you come anywhere near my ear, I'll end you.
The Inauguration of Gordon's Gecko
Well, we did it. A momentous episode here at the Sesh Lab (TM). We've got frogs asking to be princes and we've got royalty asking for cake. I don't know where you're at, but when you're here- you're…
Kudzu Crust
The weather. It’s cold. Now we’re talking about the weather. Brrrrrrrr. Ice cold. Gucci mane. He once showed up to an open mic in East Atlanta Village driving an ice cream truck, but I digress-
Jazzercize (but it's an exorcism (like an exorcism via jazz))
Pick up those crumbs. I swear to god, if you don't clean up this couch- unbelievable! Get your butt upstairs and wait until your father gets home.
"Nyuk yuk"
-The Three Stooges (one of whom's last n…