Scale As Needed Podcast

0:01 - subscribe to ArmenHammerTV!

1:37 - Some Athleticism Neglected!

3:00 - purposefully ignoring actual fitness talk

4:40 - bodyweight strict presses: super tough.

14:28 - rucking: Kyle and Cliff d…

0:04 - SARMs Are Needed

1:01 - we changed locations!

2:02 - three athletes tested positive at Regionals

8:23 - Chase keeps working out for some reason and literally salting your wounds on your torn h…

0:01 - SHAVE A NERD!

1:00 - special delivery interruption time!

2:17 - Armen’s mullet

6:30 - the long lasting pain of childhood humiliation

14:58 - Magic cards, the Black Lotus, Armen’s weird dream

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00:38 - subscribe to ArmenHammerTV

03:30 - Russell Berger was fired

26:11 - Klokov and Trump?

32:15 - Tough Mudder X

41:12 - Existenz, The Blog, body horror movies and more

0:03 - WE ARE BACK!

2:10 - “60% of this show is no longer employed at FloSports”

19:30 - Armen and Chase have seen each other every day since getting fired

21:24 - What’s next?

29:15 - Chase competed…

2:35 - 2018 Regionals Day 1 events: Triple 3 and Linda

27:10 - Kyle and Cliff visited Dallas recently

30:52 - Thor wins World’s Strongest Man

40:49 - Westworld sucks

41:35 - Andre The Giant

1:00 - Kyle is back and he looks more like Jesus than ever

5:00 - pierce tongues and other weirdness

6:10 - Sam Briggs broke her elbow

12:50 - the Masters competition

21:40 - John Cena cleans 352 and…

1:00 - no Kyle today, and the Cliff Arm, and the Cliff Farm

19:10 - Chase’s Regionals training and the Whoop Strap

36:29 - Brooke Wells CrossFit HQ 18.4 controversy

46:50 - Armen’s vlog Chasing Fitne…

0:35 - the 1997 film “Thinner”

3:30 - nutrition is the worst

6:30 - “the toughest thing is not eating exceptionally shitty”

8:50 - The Big Poop Talk and the strangeness of shame

25:25 - Chase’s Regio…

1:55 -“ Margaret Thatcher is not a centaur”

3:00 - AI can generate faces, voices, videos  of pretty much anyone doing and saying anything

4:18 - deepfake, pornography, and technology changing behavio…

1:20 - Jacob Heppner will not be competing at Regionals 2018 and the new handstand push up standard

13:50 - CrossFit’s MO has always been “fuck you, deal with it” and their reddit account

20:30 - Arm…

1:10 - the unexplored reaches of fitness: butthole weights

3:20 - what would you ask Dave Castro?

5:50 - 18.3!

16:50 - being a CrossFit Clydesdale

26:06 - two people finished 18.3, Dakota Rager and J…

2:00 - marilyn manson has gotta have a punch at this point

5:10 - trent reznor is pretty jacked though

7:40 - if you train regularly you’re probably hungry all the time

9:40 - Vice is the worst

12:10…

1:40 - Chase Long is the Fittest on Scale As Needed and a full 18.1 breakdown for Armen, Cliff, Jannis, and Chase

11:10 - Chase’s first and second shots at 18.1 were very dramatic

20:00 - 18.1 leader…

1:10 - Armen got a haircut!

14:10 - roasting Chase’s instagram

20:55 - The 2018 CrossFit Games Open kicks off

28:40 - Armen doesn’t understand movie phrases, Kyle and Cliff explain Pulp Fiction

42:40…

1:00 - Cliff’s dick symbolism

3:14 - Armen’s a fan of Tom Brady and Bill Belichik

11:20 - Chase’s “Fitter Bowl 2018” experiment was a huge hit

15:02 - Wearing a tiny wrestling singlet to a weightlift…