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Relatively Blonde

Join cousins Jade and Lorri on Relatively Blonde, where they dish out unfiltered, hilarious, and heartfelt takes on life, love, family, and everything in between. From navigating relationships and careers to sharing their most outrageous family stories, these two are ready to keep it real—and always a little blonde. Whether you’re looking for laughs, relatable moments, or a fresh perspective on everyday chaos, Jade and Lorri bring their candid, no-holds-barred conversations straight to your ears. Get ready for honest talk, a lot of laughs, and maybe a few wild tangents along the way!

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Update frequency
every 7 days
Average duration
58 minutes
Episodes
33
Years Active
2024 - 2025
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Jade going bald, getting over an EX & Glasgow Scran

Jade going bald, getting over an EX & Glasgow Scran

This week on Relatively Blonde, cousins Jade & Lorri are diving into it all — from Jade’s bald era (yes, really 👩🏼‍🦲), to the highs and lows of getting over an ex, and of course the only thing that h…

01:00:55  |   Thu 11 Sep 2025
Weddings, Navigating your 20s & POOR PAUL POTTS

Weddings, Navigating your 20s & POOR PAUL POTTS

Cousins Jade and Lorri are back on Relatively Blonde with another round of unfiltered chat. This week we’re spilling on all things weddings (the good, the bad, and the bridezilla moments), taking a n…

00:50:29  |   Thu 28 Aug 2025
Taylor Swift, Fainting in Nandos & Jade got a house!

Taylor Swift, Fainting in Nandos & Jade got a house!

This week on Relatively Blonde, cousins Jade and Lorri serve up pure chaos with a side of peri-peri. From the mystery of an onion boil to someone fainting mid-Nando’s, no story is too ridiculous. The…

01:02:22  |   Thu 21 Aug 2025
Lies, Jobs & Sunbed Shop Shockers!

Lies, Jobs & Sunbed Shop Shockers!

This week on Relatively Blonde, cousins Jade and Lorri dive head-first into the chaos. From someone lying to their fiancé (yep, the drama is real), to moral dilemmas we can’t quite untangle, to our t…

01:09:34  |   Thu 14 Aug 2025
Toxic rings, Q&A & Soft Girl Things

Toxic rings, Q&A & Soft Girl Things

Welcome back to Relatively Blonde — the podcast where real-life cousins Jade and Lorri overshare so you don’t have to. In Episode 5, we’re answering your juicy listener questions, spilling on toxic f…

01:10:24  |   Thu 07 Aug 2025
“I FOUND A VOICE MEMO OF HIM PRACTICING OUR BREAK UP?” & A WHOLE LOT OF NOSTALGIA

“I FOUND A VOICE MEMO OF HIM PRACTICING OUR BREAK UP?” & A WHOLE LOT OF NOSTALGIA

This week on Relatively Blonde, cousins Lorri and Jade take a nostalgic trip down memory lane — from password journals to dodgy MSN statuses — in a themed episode packed with throwbacks, childhood me…

00:53:49  |   Fri 01 Aug 2025
“I FOUND HIS EX’S ASHES IN HIS CAR BOOT”

“I FOUND HIS EX’S ASHES IN HIS CAR BOOT”

This week on Relatively Blonde, cousins Jade and Lorri dive into one of their wildest episodes yet. From the dilemma of a boyfriend who’s driving around with his ex’s ashes in the boot, to a chaotic …

00:48:07  |   Fri 25 Jul 2025
ChatGPT, TikTok Bans & Spa Scandals

ChatGPT, TikTok Bans & Spa Scandals

The blondes are back! In episode 2 of season 3, cousins Jade and Lorri return with their signature mix of laughs, opinions, and relatable chats. This week, they dive into the world of AI and ‘prompt …

01:00:05  |   Fri 18 Jul 2025
We’re back for S3 : Chris Brown, Selling Bath Water & Lads Holiday Cheating?

We’re back for S3 : Chris Brown, Selling Bath Water & Lads Holiday Cheating?

The cousins are back! After a break, Lorri and Jade return for season three of Relatively Blonde and they’ve got plenty to catch up on. Expect their signature candid conversations, witty banter, and …

00:51:45  |   Thu 10 Jul 2025
A creepy father in law, clitty litter & man bags

A creepy father in law, clitty litter & man bags

In this episode of Relatively Blonde, your favorite blonde cousins, Jade & Lorri, this final episode of Season 2 is nothing short of wild. We’re talking clitty litter (yes, you read that right), unpa…

01:16:06  |   Thu 22 May 2025
Molly Mae, Bridal Party Drama & Scottish Magpies

Molly Mae, Bridal Party Drama & Scottish Magpies

Cousins Jade and Lorri are serving blonde energy and big opinions in this week’s episode of Relatively Blonde. They’re breaking down Molly Mae’s new documentary (spoiler: emotions were felt), calling…

01:15:04  |   Thu 15 May 2025
Cringe Influencing, Scottish karaoke & Lorri opens up about autism

Cringe Influencing, Scottish karaoke & Lorri opens up about autism

In this episode of Relatively Blonde, cousins Jade and Lorri dive headfirst into the world of cringe influencing dilemmas. They also share a hilarious story involving Scottish karaoke and a very unex…

01:09:28  |   Thu 01 May 2025
Baby Jobie, Katy Perry going to space & Jade was robbed

Baby Jobie, Katy Perry going to space & Jade was robbed

Welcome back to Relatively Blonde, where cousins Jade and Lorri turn everyday chaos into comedy. In this episode, Jade shares the wild story of her car getting broken into—because apparently, not eve…

00:54:17  |   Thu 24 Apr 2025
“I’M FALLING FOR MY FRIENDS FIRST LOVE” + Mickey Rourke CBB & Razor Trauma

“I’M FALLING FOR MY FRIENDS FIRST LOVE” + Mickey Rourke CBB & Razor Trauma

This week on Relatively Blonde, cousins Jade and Lorri are back with their signature mix of real talk, pop culture, and hilarious chaos. They’re breaking down the latest season of Celebrity Big Broth…

01:06:46  |   Fri 18 Apr 2025
The poo bandit, foot fetishes & is porn cheating?

The poo bandit, foot fetishes & is porn cheating?

This week on Relatively Blonde, Jade and Lorri are back with a chaotic cocktail of convos you didn’t know you needed. Lorri’s son has invented a terrifying new game involving… hidden poo (yes, really…

01:06:40  |   Fri 11 Apr 2025
“MY STEPMOTHER IS HARD ON ME” - Jade on BGT & Becki Jones leaving TikTok?!

“MY STEPMOTHER IS HARD ON ME” - Jade on BGT & Becki Jones leaving TikTok?!

Relatively Blonde is the go-to podcast for laughs, real talk, and a little bit of chaos with cousins Jade and Lorri. In this episode, they dive into a tricky stepmother dilemma, reminisce about Jade’…

00:59:05  |   Fri 28 Mar 2025
Abortions, Mummy Pig Up the Duff and Keanu Reeves

Abortions, Mummy Pig Up the Duff and Keanu Reeves

Join cousins Jade and Lorri on Relatively Blonde—the podcast where wit meets chaos and no topic is off-limits. In this episode, they dive into the unexpected world of Peppa Pig (is she secretly runni…

00:43:00  |   Fri 21 Mar 2025
Mounjaro & Aesthetic Drama Ft Nurse Leah

Mounjaro & Aesthetic Drama Ft Nurse Leah

In this episode of Relatively Blonde, cousins Jade and Lorri sit down with the fabulous Nurse Leah, a seasoned expert in aesthetics, who gives them the lowdown on everything from Mounjaro to the late…

01:05:24  |   Fri 14 Mar 2025
Belly buttons, unsolicited cookies and tanning with gravy?

Belly buttons, unsolicited cookies and tanning with gravy?

In this episode of Relatively Blonde, Jade and Lorri break down why their last recording was, frankly, a snooze-fest—despite having the funniest day ever (minus the exact hour they hit record). They …

00:54:28  |   Fri 28 Feb 2025
Asteroids, Haters and Tomato Sauce Bottles

Asteroids, Haters and Tomato Sauce Bottles

Jade and Lorri are back with what might be our most boring episode yet—or so we thought. From deep-diving into the mysteries of asteroids (should we be worried?) to uncovering the unexpected brillian…

00:59:06  |   Fri 21 Feb 2025
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