Punctuation Problems, Part I: F*ck up some commas

Pop quiz, hotshot: When does a period go inside a parenthesis? How many commas are too many for a sentence to bear? When do you use single quotes rather than double? Should you ever hit the space bar twice? And for extra credit: How is a poorly punctuated paragraph like pornography?

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Thing 1: Ryan Davis

Thing 2: Mike Laws

Producer: Amanda Darrach

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