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Email us if you too have gone on a smart, hot, funny, blonde, big boob journey. This week Abigail and Michelle watched another treat from King Boll so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into t…

Mud, piss, and shit. This week Michelle and Abigail watched another Cuba Gooding Jr. low so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into film’s blandness, use of goo, and pop punk soundtrack

Axioms of cringe, bananapepperpickles, and clique math. This week Small Tits Wardelski and Shelley Claires watched this colourful tween classic so you don’t have to! They take a quick dive into the f…

Extra hunk, horny for Cage, and joeylovesflicks.com! This week Michelle and Abigail watched this evangelical disaster so you don’t have to! They take a quick dive into the films leading man, cooked s…

Blue jeans, Italian motorcycles, and Steve Rogers stealing your car. This week Abigail and Michelle watched superhero travesty so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the film's enigmatic d…

Get your 9 steps to a 20 year plan! This week Michelle and Abigail watched the terrible last instalment of the classic fantasy franchise so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the films pu…

Twenty hundred million dollars, hard sells, and Real Rob reflections. This week Abigail and Michelle watched another Happy Madison nightmare so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the film…

The first of many Friedberger and Seltzer orders. This week Michelle and Abigail watched another fuckin’ Hunger Games parody so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the films dastardly crea…

Duolingo pacts, grande women, and 95 Dabbensteins. This week Abigail and Michelle watched this distasteful post-2010 horror so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the films young cast, pre…

Suck fuck circles, telepotties, and chedding. This week Michelle and Abigail watched another Bollywood flop so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into  the films leading ladies, radical progre…

Pussy flaps, sketty o’betty, e storie Italiane. This week Abigail and Michelle watched another 2010s horror film so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the films slow pace, frustrating end…

Never ending overviews, brain worms, and staged bear vs bicycle accidents. This week Michelle and Abigail watched this 70s cult classic so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the films bre…

Family secrets, lame drag, and Civil War tangents. This week Abigail and Michelle watched this cult horror so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the film’s breakout stars, memorable lines…

Worms, seahorses, and Jimmy Jonathan Drake throwbacks. This week Michelle and Abigail watched this Pamela Anderson cult classic so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the film’s leading la…

Saloon doors, fishing nets, and responsive bodies. This week Abigail and Michelle watched the filmed that tanked Dana Carvey’s career. They take a quick dive into the films quality of jokes, cut scen…

Git R' Done, more fart jokes, and making another you. This week Michelle and Abigail watched another Larry the Cable Guy dud so you don't have to. They take a quick dive into the film's flaccid jokes…

Ambient physical touch, deceptive muscles, and testi slips. This new year Abigail and Michelle watched this Sandler turd so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the film’s leading man, rede…

31.9% montage, being a Never Hanks, and ending the Cold War. This bonus episode Abigail and Michelle watched Abigail’s favourite Rocky instalment and you should too! They take a quick dive into the f…

Nebulous cages, winning the podcast, and the guy from Thermopylae. This week Michelle and Abigail watched this Pixar wannabe so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the expansive cast, emoj…

Popcorn mukbang, Turkish history, and spicy oily beans. This week Abigail and Michelle watched the final Recep Ivedik so you don't have to! They take a quick dive into the film's sporadic jokes, inte…