#84 Turkey Day 2k19

What’s really good, Tote Gang?

We talk Turkey Day plans and also vitamin D deficiency. Also, Catholic pick-up lines. We contemplate the joyful mystery of a partner smiling during an argument. What does one do when they lose physical attraction to their partner? If their partner is a tall-spindly figure with long hair and they don’t like that they should get em to put on some fkn weight and get a haircut.

Remember that you can just fkn bounce anytime, too. Keep that in your back pocket.

We go to the ol’ q-box and discuss what we look for in a partner and also what red flags we grok. A listener updates us on their friend cum (huehuehue cum) coworker who sucks at their job.

I think my boyfriend likes hentai and I don’t know how to feel. At least he isn’t into claymation porn.

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