2. Sabina - "The Lesbians Always Die!"

Here’s the recipe for today’s steak:

-1 EQ Prez, diced (The Elder’s Quorum President is the leader of the adult men class during the third [soon to be every other second] hour of church)

-1 lb Bishop, tenderized (The spiritual leader of a ward, or congregation)

-6 tbs of Stake (Several individual wards or congregations organized into a larger, regional unit; the presidency of this group of congregations helps to guide local clergy [bishops] at the ward/single congregation level, and assist when matters need a "higher-level" approach)

-Honey, to taste

Coat the steak thoroughly with ingredients. Grill to desired pinkness in middle. Pair with Taylor Swift.

Podcast art provided by Briton Groesbeck.

Music provided by Pink Pocket Squares (Dave Supplee & Mika McIntosh)