11. Laurie - “You’re aesthetically pleasing, but that’s about it. Your personality is junk.”

Here’s today’s steak recipe:

-1 Can Whole Peeled Premortal Existence (In the LDS faith it’s believed that we existed as spirits before the creation of earth and willingly chose to come to earth to gain a body.)

-Sprinkle of Temple Marriage to Taste (A temple marriage or sealing is where a married couple gets sealed together for eternity… in the LDS faith they don’t deal with that ‘until death do you part’ nonsense.)

Mix in bowl. Marinate steak. Grill until medium rare. Pair with a heavy dose of cynicism and a martini glass with a light cinnamon sugar on the rim filled with frozen mango . Enjoy.

Podcast art provided by Briton Groesbeck.

Music provided by Pink Pocket Squares (Dave Supplee & Mika McIntosh)