Queerstake

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-1 Can Whole Peeled Premortal Existence (In the LDS faith it’s believed that we existed as spirits before the creation of earth and willingly chose to come to earth to gai…

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-Brigham Young University Idaho, sweetened and condensed, 8 oz can (Formerly Rick’s College, BYU- I, often called BYU- I Do due to the high rate of marriages found in BYU …

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-1 dash of BYU (Brigham Young University, the Lord’s favorite school.)

-1 chopped Mission President (leaders of a mission area who are in charge of up to 600 missio…

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-3 tbsp of Wards (A congregation determined by location and, sometimes, marital status)

-Bishop, whole peeled (The unpaid leader of a ward or congregation)

-1 Full t…

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-1 sliced and diced Church Policy: A course or principle of action as dictated by the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints. One of the more famous ones is t…

Here’s the recipe for today’s steak:

-Brigham Young University Idaho, sweetened and condensed, 8 oz can (Formerly Rick’s College, BYU- I, often called BYU- I Do due to the high rate of marriages found…

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-2 Cups Studio C (Sketch comedy television show produced by BYUtv. Sort of like the Mormon answer to SNL.)

-1 Full time mission, chopped fine (Young men in the LDS/Mormon c…

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-50/50 mixture of Young Men and Young Women (Youth organizations for teenagers in the LDS church)

-Dash of bi erasure (People denying the existence or validity of b…

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- One ‘the mark’ soaked in milk (Apparently no longer done, if someone confessed to their bishop that they had participated in homosexual acts, the bishop would so…

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-1 EQ Prez, diced (The Elder’s Quorum President is the leader of the adult men class during the third [soon to be every other second] hour of church)

-1 lb Bishop, …

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-4-5 years at BYU (Brigham Young University, the Lord's most favored school)

-2 mission companions (Mormon men typically serve 2 year missions to spread the gospel.…