Inconceivable! In this edition of Pulp Commentary, the boys - as in MB and Hero, sans Mike for the very first time - curl up in their sick beds and allow Peter Falk to read to them about a faraway magical land in which Andre the Giant is still alive, princes are douchebags, Billy Crystal is funny somehow, and the man known only as Westley is the dreamiest of all. So mount your faithful steeds and put on your six-fingered gloves, because we're setting sail with the Dread Pirate Roberts to watch the fantasy classic - The Princess Bride!