Jaws 4, Nicko 0

Nicko & Adam review “Jaws the Revenge.” It’s a story of a shark who is out to kill the family that killed his dear old dad. It’s like “Kill Bill,” but with sunscreen and terrible Jamaican accents. Oh and it’s a shark, not a person.  Michael Caine phones it in, Mario Van Peebles forgets what movie he’s in and there’s a fair amount of terrible kid acting. 

 

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