099 – Ooo, Sick Burn

The party faces down a brightly lit room. Lucky for them, blinding light has never, ever, EVER been a sign that something bad was about to happen. Ever. Especially when there's magic crystal cores involved. It'll be fine, and definitely no one will get hurt at all.

Aracyne stars in a facial cleanser commercial. Vons asks an important question. Grickx encounters a big red button. Wealthy thinks someone's a jerk.

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