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The Number Grid continues! The party is heading to meet Delphi and find out if Shades truly is The Guy. What will she see in his future?

Jyessi knows what's a thing. Grickx misuses cleaning equipm…

We take a break from our regularly-scheduled delve towards the core to do an acting! Fan Favorite Gex directs as we tell the story of Mr. Grickx Koboldson, a simple computer programmer...

Grickx i…

Having finally mastered time itself (in a very specific way in a very small area), the party resumes their journey to the core of the Arx. It's time to regroup with the rest of their delve crew, ceme…

The temple has become unstuck in time, and the party's determined to fix it while also averting a potential apocalypse. It's all very stressful! At least there's snacks?

Steamboat Willie holds han…

The party tries to puzzle out the mysteries of this dark and eldritch temple. Buttons are pressed, notes are taken, blobs are blorped, and more! They even hatch a plan to try and take advantage of th…

The temple is dark and deep and full of strange things. Mysterious crystals, collapsed passages, and an all-encompassing mist are just the start. The party isn't deterred, though. Let's see how they …

The party attempts to escape an anthill: part 2 in an ongoing saga. Including a couple more firelit hangouts!

Steamboat Willie falls with style. Jyessi's mom-senses are tingling. Grickx follows th…

The ants have been defeated, at least for now, by the mighty power of bad smells. The party tries to find their way out of this anthill and back down towards the core. Tries.

Grickx asks the quest…

It's time for the thrilling conclusion to Sword Sprinter! Our sword sprinters survived a construct attack and took down one suspect, with only an 80's-movie-acceptable number of bystander casualties,…

It's time for another acting! Whit takes the CK chair as we explore a dystopia... A *different* dystopia! Where a pack of rogue constructs is on the loose, and three of the best sword sprinters in hi…

The party fights giant ants while perched precariously at the edge of a chasm. It must be a day that ends in y.

Vons has an unfortunate sleepytime. Steamboat Willie, in a shocking departure from p…

The party works their way deeper into the maintenance tunnels and finds strange passages cut into the stone. What could be on the other side? Will it be hazardous to life and limb? Safe and boring? D…

It's our 200th episode! We take a break from our regularly-scheduled adventuring to check the mailbag and answer the questions inside. Thanks for being with us for 200 episodes. We hope you join us f…

It's time to fight some ghosts! Well, some *more* ghosts! How many could there possibly be? Not that it'll be a problem. It's not like they're scary or anything.

Grickx weighs in on the eldritch v…

The party starts their descent towards the mysterious core of the Arx. A path is chosen and final tactical decisions are made. Hopefully it'll be like every road trip: easy, fun, and nothing going wr…

The party meets with Those of the High Mountains, a mysterious rock construct built by The Great Wizard Dave. They grill it for information about its creator, and it is very straightforward and helpf…

It's time for some upgrades! The party picks out new gear in preparation for their long delve to the core. Will they pick wisely?

Jyessi's heart protects her. Original Recipe Vons learns how to ma…

The party circles up and decides which big world-ending problem they want to address first. Or maybe they can Have It All and fix everything at once? Dare to dream!

Cool Vons aspires to an archety…

The party re-enacts Stand By Me and goes through the woods to see a dead body.

Cool Vons knows a great shortcut. Wealthy attempts a daring rescue. Original Recipe Vons shows normal climbing is a s…

The party makes plans to go dramatically rescue Wealthy. Meanwhile, Wealthy quietly gets a bite to eat elsewhere on the Arx.

Cool Vons swallows his terror. Wealthy covers things up. Vons delineate…