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Missing Bananas, Fantasy Football Names, & Vigilante Justice

This week on The Pour Choices Show, we unlock a new marketing strategy so diabolical, it could only come from two guys who once debated the ethics of pushing a corpse down a slide:
 Hijack Airbnb’s and log them into our YouTube. That’s not a joke. That’s a call to action.

From there, we spiral gloriously into the dumbest smart conversations imaginable:
🍓 What’s the greatest Pop-Tart flavor? (And why is your answer wrong?)
💍 Travis Kelce bought Taylor Swift a $500K ring… but Ronaldo dropped $5 million on a woman nobody’s ever heard of. Are we doing ring math wrong?
🎬 Chris gets mistaken for someone who lived through the Great Depression.
📦 After another mail mix-up, Chris finally gets his long-lost package… and David sends DoorDash a sketch of a missing banana to get a refund.

Then it gets Hogwarts meets Heisman:
🧙‍♂️ Harry Potter trivia no one asked for but everyone needed
📬 David reads more letters from Basic Training that should’ve been burned for everyone’s dignity
🏈 TRY NOT TO LAUGH – Fantasy Football Team Names that would get you fired from HR
😈 Diabolical Nicknames (Part 2) — “The Printer Whisperer,” “Salmonella Steve,” and “Cough Syrup Carla” make their return
🤯 Rapid-fire trivia that exposes how little school actually taught us

And of course, this week’s unhinged hypotheticals:
🚀 If you were a vigilante, what would your crime-fighting specialty be?
👰 Engagement ring budgets: how many digits is “just enough”?
👻 What secrets are you taking to the grave? (No, seriously. Reddit told us.)
💰 Can you guess the world’s top 10 highest-paid athletes without sounding like a sports toddler?
📺 Chris recaps a bizarre experience that involves… Seinfeld?
📆 National Days you definitely forgot existed

So go grab your Pop-Tarts, make a fake banana outline, and log into your Airbnb TV—it’s time to make some poor choices.

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Chapters
00:00 – INTRO
6:33 – NEW MARKETING TECHNIQUE
7:44 – VIGILANTE JUSTICE
10:15 – WHAT’S THE BEST FLAVOR POP-TART? 
14:58 – WHAT’S YOUR ENGAGEMENT RING BUDGET?
18:46 – IT’S A LOVE STORY BABY JUST SAY YES
15:43 – WE’RE STILL OLD
23:18 – DELIVERY UPDATE
25:27 – DUDE, WHERE’S MY BANANA?
27:10 – DID YOU KNOW? – HARRY POTTER EDITION 
38:37 – BASIC TRAINING LETTERS
43:38 – TRY NOT TO LAUGH – FANTASY FOOTBALL TEAM NAMES
50:08 – DIABOLICAL NICKNAMES PART 2
53:42 – RAPID FIRE TRIVIA
58:43 – TOP 10 HIGHEST PAID ATHLETES
1:03:28 – THIS WEEK’S POUR CHOICES
1:06:19 – NATIONAL DAYS
1:07:45 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT’S A SECRET THAT YOU’LL PROBABLY NEVER TELL YOUR FAMILY?
1:13:02 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
1:15:07 – HOW BIZARRE!?
1:16:18 – OUTRO  

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