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Dead Weight, Sack Talk, & Definitely NOT “Bottomless” Margaritas

This week on The Pour Choices Show, Chris is beefing with another neighbor over a misdelivered package, David ponders whether a sack is a vessel for goods or just a body bag with branding, and somehow we end up debating whether to respectfully carry a dead man—or just send him down the slide one last time for the boys.
 
 We kick off the descent into madness with:
📦 Chris’s Delivery Debacle: Part Infinity – if one more neighbor touches his packages, it’s legally a hate crime
🧺 Sack vs. Bag – a philosophical debate no one asked for but now you're trapped in
💰 How much lost money is out there? 

Then things get real morally questionable:
🎰 Chris wins $500 on a scratch-off – The tax man’s already outside
💖 Cutest thing you do for your partner? Emotional damage incoming
🧑‍🏫 What grade could you teach? Probably none, but the lawsuits would be hilarious
🛝 Dead Guy on the Slide – do you carry him down respectfully… or use gravity like God intended?

Meanwhile:
🗣️ Would You Scream “Help”? or just accept fate like a background character in Law & Order
📜 David reads more basic training letters – young, naive, and not yet broken
🏈 Roll Tide Roast Session – Alabama’s football fans are a cult and we have proof
👻 Lake Lanier is definitely haunted – and by “haunted,” we mean “actively trying to kill you”
🍹 Couple butt-chugs margaritas in public – and honestly, that’s not the worst thing to happen in Georgia that week

Also featuring:
🍺 This Week’s Pour Choices
🙃 Would You Rather
🖼️ Explain the Image: Wrong Answers Only 
🎂 Celebrity Birthdays
📉 Are financial advisors a scam? Or just middlemen for capitalism’s Ponzi scheme?
🌐 Ask Reddit’s that make you want to jump off a bridge – and into Lake Lanier

This episode has it all: insect warfare, haunted lakes, corpse logistics, butt-based mixology, and one very uncomfortable debate about sacks.

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Chapters
00:00 – INTRO
4:56 – MORE DELIVERY TROUBLES
7:14 – WHAT IS A SACK?
9:01 – BEES VS. WASPS
11:11 – MISSING FUNDS
14:42 – $500 LOTTERY WINNER
15:43 – WHAT'S THE CUTEST THING YOU DO?
19:02 – WHAT’S THE HIGHEST GRADE YOU COULD TEACH EFFECTIVELY?
19:48 – UNALIVED FAT GUY
22:00 – HANKERING FOR A CRUISE 
24:27 – WOULD YOU SAVE A LIFE?
27:43 – BASIC TRAINING LETTERS
32:49 – ROLL TIDE!
39:13 – LAKE LANIER
46:51 – BUTT-CHUGGING MARGARITAS
50:17 – THIS WEEK’S POUR CHOICES
52:22 – DON'T SAY THE SAME THING AS ME
57:08 – WOULD YOU RATHER?
1:00:06 – EXPLAIN THE IMAGE - WRONG ANSWERS ONLY
1:01:31 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
1:06:27 – NEW CAR TROUBLES
1:13:42 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT'S THE FIRST THING YOU'D DO IF YOU WON THE LOTTERY?
1:18:10– FINANCIAL ADVISORS
1:19:41 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT INTERNET SLANG HAS ALWAYS ANNOYED YOU?
1:24:15 – OUTRO 

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