Welcome to “The Pour Choices Show,” a podcast where two best friends, originally hailing from Maryland but now separated by the sun-kissed shores of Florida, come together to keep their friendship thriving. From the laid-back vibes of Melbourne to the bustling energy of Tampa, these guys bridge the distance through laughter, candid conversations, and, of course, a shared love of a good brew.
What can you expect from each episode? Imagine sitting down with your best friend, a cold beer in hand, talking about everything and anything that crosses your mind. That’s “The Pour Choices Show” in a nutshell.
So, grab your favorite drink, settle in, and let’s make some pour choices!
Missing Bananas, Fantasy Football Names, & Vigilante Justice
This week on The Pour Choices Show, we unlock a new marketing strategy so diabolical, it could only come from two guys who on…
Dead Weight, Sack Talk, & Definitely NOT “Bottomless” Margaritas
This week on The Pour Choices Show, Chris is beefing with another neighbor over a misdelivered package, David ponders whe…
More Bags Than Michael Kors & Other HR Violations
Chris and David are back with another episode that would definitely get them fired from any respectable workplace. These two walking lia…
Boat Days, Beer Math & Finger Fountains
This week on The Pour Choices Show, we’re pouring drinks, pouring nostalgia, and pouring way too much thought into whether our skin is gaslighting…
Prune Juice, Potatoes & Parenting Trust Falls
This week on The Pour Choices Show, Chris comes in hot after being called out for phoning it in the past few weeks—and by “hot,” we mean he …
Koalas Get Chlamydia, Chris Gets Tattoos
This week on The Pour Choices Show, we dive headfirst into camping disasters, psychopath quizzes, and—of course—the national epidemic of sexually…
Off-Brand Opinions & Cold-Ass Friendships ❄️📞💩
This week on The Pour Choices Show, we're throwing it way back—to unlimited nights and weekends, dollar-store knockoffs, and the kind of fr…
The Juice Is Loose, and So Is Chris…
This week on The Pour Choices Show, we break out the nostalgia, the Harry Potter facts, and some very questionable opinions—including one about the t…
Turn the Air Down, Flush the Truth Away 💨💩🍺
This week on The Pour Choices Show, we kick things off by asking the big questions—like how the hell did P Diddy dodge the sex trafficking cha…
HAPPY F***ING FREEDOM DAY! 🇺🇸🦅💥
This week on The Pour Choices Show, we celebrate America the only way we know how—by discussing international conflict, dark hypotheticals, food rankings,…
A new relationship that you apparently need a Top-Secret Clearance to discuss…
This week on The Pour Choices Show, things start off awkward and just spiral beautifully out of control fro…
Free Beer, Four Inch Belly Buttons, and Blow Fly Girl Nightmares🍺🧍♂️🪰🎶
This week on The Pour Choices Show, the guys go from sweet toddler milestones to full-blown psychological damage i…
Bubble Guts, Grape Lies, and Modeling Poses (No Homo) 💩🍇🕺🔫
On this episode of The Pour Choices Show, we go from philosophical to feral in record time.
We kick things off by warning the ge…
Raw Eggs, Vulgar Tourette’s, and Business Ideas That’ll Get Us Sued 🍳🧠🍻
This one was never going to be appropriate.
Welcome to Episode 69 of The Poor Choices Show—a sacred number, a miles…
Vinyl Ashes, Gangster Lions, and NFL Teams as Fast Food Chains 🐾🍟🧙♂️
This week on The Pour Choices Show, we’re asking the big, weird questions no one needed answers to—starting with:
💿 I…
Pope Jokes, Fictional Grandmas, and F* Them Kids – A Birthday Episode for the Books 🥂👵🚿
This week on The Poor Choices Show, it’s a special one—we’ve got birthday surprises, Pope jokes, a…
100 Dudes vs. One Gorilla, Bluetooth Pet Rocks, and the Darkest Jokes We Probably Shouldn’t Have Said 🦍💼🍺
This week on The Pour Choices Show, we’re joined by a guest and immediately put …
The story that made us want to know more: https://www.reddit.com/r/onions/s/RztxdiXAt4
YouTube Rabbit Holes, $5 Million vs. Prison, and a Totally Legal Dark Web Field Trip🐇💻🍻
This week on…
Southern Boy Survival Tactics, DUI Tricycles, and Redneck Wisdom – Welcome to the Chaos 🧻🍻🚜
This week on The Poor Choices Show, things get real dumb, real fast. We're joined by our speci…
Fake Songs, Finger Sacrifices, and Dark Web Starter Packs – Just Another LAN Party 🎮🧠🍻
This week on The Poor Choices Show, the boys bring in a special guest to help navigate the most imp…