Portmansheau
Sophisticated toilet humor featuring:
Andrew: A Jewishy-washy child ninja turned autoneurotic, prematurely old man, who's had it with fictional ghosts triggering his non-fictional anxiety.
Puke: A gently misanthropic Army veteran obsessed with sound effects who's had it with political correctness.
Brett: A fierce comedy theorist and peddler of critical thinking who's had it with how the dumbing down of America is resulting in terrible customer service.
Nick: A gender homogenous homosapien homeowner who homologizes without homologating the show, who's had it with all three of them so much that it's not even clear of he's actually part of the show anymore; even though he's mentioned all the time.
- Update frequency
- every 7 days
- Average duration
- 128 minutes
- Episodes
- 20
- Years Active
- 2025
678: The Descendants of the Farmers of Rice
Episode 678: Andrew's favorite Seinfeld meme day of the year is ruined. We'll never forget. How close is Chinatown to Manhattan? Visiting the largest Buc-ee's in the world. Barbara Walters documentar…
02:05:01 |
Thu 11 Sep 2025
677: Dickipedia
Episode 677: All insects are bugs, but not all Andrews know what spiders are. Do you wish you had a Coat of Arms? Slainte! Andrew invents an app idea that already exists. A rude Asian airline passeng…
01:28:14 |
Thu 28 Aug 2025
676: That Pig Was Tickled No More
Episode 676: Can Portmansheau save humanity by entertaining AI? Andrew doesn't know what honey is. Do they have ponds in China? Bacon, egg, PB&J breakfast sandwich. Puke eats trunk ribs. The take-hom…
01:35:15 |
Fri 22 Aug 2025
675: What Are You Eating That Makes You Look So OId?
Episode 675: We look like a bunch of Bavarian monkey spreaders in all these hats. Larry and Gabriela join the gang to sing karaoke. Brett doesn't care about the sandwich checklist. Are these College …
02:46:17 |
Sat 16 Aug 2025
674: Mein Kampforter
Episode 674: Kudzu puppies. Groundhog VR. Puke thinks he's found a new name for bugs. How do some animals know to leave in peace? Andrew is confused by turrets. Does Germany have a beach? Will we die…
01:34:00 |
Fri 01 Aug 2025
673: Ignomometer
Episode 673: 14 years! Year 15 starts now! As a treat, Andrew talks to the German scientists about their favorite 1925 German author. We learn about the "enneagram. We look into our first childhood h…
03:22:34 |
Fri 25 Jul 2025
672: Enthusiastronaut
Episode 672: Andrew loves to see James T. Kirk choppin' wood! We're talking Star Trek movies. Our 15 year anniversary is coming. What is "Jappalachia"? Our favorite movie milk scenes. CNN fakes war r…
02:07:40 |
Sun 20 Jul 2025
671: Children Molested Thomas Jefferson
Episode 671: We report! Can you read Old English? What even is, Old English? Can AI translate cats? Andrew dreams about Puke. It's a sad dream. How many miles are in a snake mile? Why do women get to…
02:02:58 |
Sun 13 Jul 2025
670: Nink
Episode 670: Remember when racism was fun? When we could call car parts masters and slaves without judgment? Those were better times. The 90's. Brett found an old Italian song that sounds like Englis…
02:11:13 |
Sat 05 Jul 2025
669: Raymond Babbit, the Sausage King of Chicago
Episode 669: Should we podcast from our cars? Andrew wandered Chicago as a boy and made paper airplanes from a phone bible. Why do we have to show our work to calculate margin using Andrew's formula?…
02:08:45 |
Fri 27 Jun 2025
668: Heil Near Hamburger
Episode 668: Get dumber. Andrew still doesn't know how learning works. There are other podcasts that are talking about Andrew. He has critiques. Can we do our blackest? Is Neil Hamburger racist? Riot…
02:16:44 |
Fri 13 Jun 2025
667: Welcome to Fuckin’ English
Episode 667: How does one pants? Ten hours of dropped pipe noises. Are PGH cops abusing the P-Town gays? Puke is vindicated by his art. Our favorite brain-rots. Willie's 4-star chicken at Winky's. An…
02:11:08 |
Fri 06 Jun 2025
666: Brett’s a Bad Guy Who Doesn’t Know Anything. Whatever He Says Is Going To Suck.
Episode 666: We made it to hell! And now you too can experience the suffering. Bad jokes, Italian tickets, black Alex, dentists, gooning, devil art, getting sued, nut-job stalker, and fan-mail. Excru…
02:06:25 |
Wed 28 May 2025
665: Ballarinos
Episode 665: Brought to you by Toast.com. Is Andrew back? Back from what? Is Bonneville bigger than a BMW? FTD! All the cars at the cruise. Puke has too much Miata gas. These cars make people happy. …
02:21:00 |
Wed 21 May 2025
664: I’ve Always Said I Have to Learn How to Count In German
Episode 664: What is a number station? Puke learns about flight radar. Brett fails to save the meat. A Geo Metro in Costa Rica. Lick & Putt. The drop computer dies! Andrew learns to love art at Whirl…
02:15:14 |
Wed 07 May 2025
663: We All Agree: You Were Totally Raped!
Episode 663: Andrew and Brett finally showed up for a show! Too bad they still have no idea how to start a podcast. Did Andrew whack at the beach? Do you know what a platypus is? Puke wins the dino-b…
02:11:26 |
Fri 02 May 2025
662: The Secret of Being Black
Episode 662: Mostly a US President quiz. Also, a Porsche was driven. Also, I hav a ham in my pocket.
01:54:46 |
Thu 17 Apr 2025
661: That’s How I Know Your Secret Cum Recipe
Episode 661: They didn't have chicken wings because of Lent! Instead we talk about Presidential Salmon, haluski, halupki, tornado fries, brambleberry crisp, and pysanka eggs. Brett's secret creamy in…
02:10:40 |
Fri 11 Apr 2025
660: The Boner You’re Born With
Episode 660: Who counts down to one with their pinky? Who thinks traffic lights are red, green, and orange? The silly song guy continues to get played by Andrew. The old show songs we did were better…
02:37:12 |
Fri 04 Apr 2025
659: I Admire the Way Cake Is Being Used Here
Episode 659: The mixer is safe this week! Andrew got a sippy-cup to drink from. Do you know Alt-Codes? Are we really #4 on a list of the best “comedy fiction” podcasts? 1959 Miami. Kennedy files, Sig…
02:11:48 |
Fri 28 Mar 2025
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