Jim is back and he has finally discovered his purpose in life and couldn't be more excited. A former NASA employee wants to build a 70' tall robot and you'll never in a million years guess what it does. No seriously, you will NEVER guess. A mom has a forward thinking plan to prevent her kids from being stolen, even if the authorities deem it 'abuse'. Chris has committed a truly terrible faux pas and James Franco is going to kill us all. It's time for reader emails and the worst ken doll rip off sends Jim off on a rant. Go ninja, go ninja go as it's the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Michael Bay style so you know it's going to be terrible.