Jim is back and he is patting himself on the back for workouts and "Pulitzer" word play. He fires a shot at Chris' fantasy team and unveils this week's "Dumb(ell) Sh!t of the week". Some pets need to be saved, even if they aren't abused. We find out what has more Bibles, church or a $6/hour motel. Jim does half of his Jesus requirement for the year and then it's Jim & the wife's trip to the 2014 Boston Marathon.