Jim is finally back and explains exactly where the hell he's been. He can't understand what the hell is going on in Minnesota youth sports and salutes a man who makes the ultimate sacrifice in the war against shopping. Stealing cars is so amateur, people in parking lots are insane and there are some things that Jim just couldn't get over during his second viewing of Man of Steel. Finally it's doing rich right, Fantasy Football musings and Jim tells everyone why he's a hero, not unlike Batman.