Two women break down their chaotic, hilarious and very real love lives. From ghosting to situationships, dating apps to “was that even a date?” moments. Nothing is off-limits. Unfiltered convos. Bad decisions. Questionable choices. This is Plot Pending.
Think of this as your Friday morning debrief call with your two besties. Every week we’re spilling our own receipts - the dates we went on, the players on our roster, and all the messy, delusional, s…
The weather’s cooling, and the panic to find a fall boyfriend is officially here. This week we’re unpacking why the end-of-summer spiral hits so hard - busier dating apps, cuffing season pressure, an…
Body Counts: the question nobody needs an answer to, but everybody still asks. We're calling out the double standards, laughing at the lies, and asking - does the number even matter, or is it all jus…
Think of this as your Friday morning debrief call with your two besties. Every week we're spilling our own receipts - the dates we went on, the players on our roster, and all the messy, delusional, s…
This one is for the best friends who never fumbled us - who cheered when we blocked him, helped write the break up text and still showed up to the function with a bottle and an alibi. She’s the true …
We always thought we’d end up courtside in couture - instead, we’re on a folding chair next to a cooler, watching our man fumble in a flag football game. This week, we draft our dream sports team to …
From phone flips to secret DMs, we're diving into the wild world of cheater-catching because your gut feeling deserves a mic.
It’s end of July and the vibes are… confusing. We’re over the apps, exhausted by small talk, and wondering if dating is just a very expensive prank. This week, we’re talking burnout, bad returns on i…
One minute we are cool, calm and unbothered… and next we are deep in a spiral over punctuation choices. In this self-drag special, we’re unpacking the chaos we cause - from ignoring our own advice to…
You ever get the ick so bad your body physically recoiled? Same. This week we are diving into the weird, petty, and painfully specific moments that took us from obsessed to repulsed - like pulling ou…
This week, we’re putting on our rose-colored glasses, ignoring the group chat’s advice, and fully spiraling into our delusional dating dreams - and honestly? We’re thriving. Is it self sabotage? Mayb…
This week, we’re building the perfect man - from love languages to jawlines - and dreaming up the ultimate first date. No, he’s not real. Yes, we’re already planning the wedding. And honestly? The de…
We are talking lineups - who’s still on the roster, who has potential to move to the top spot and who might be getting cut. Auditions are ongoing, ladies. The roster is always accepting men bold enou…
She’s not heartless - she’s just finally prioritizing herself. In this episode, we’re rewriting the narrative and stepping into our Villain Era - no more chill girl, the fixer, or the 2nd choice. Cal…
We don’t just ignore red flags - we collect them like souvenirs. This week we are deep diving into the patterns we swear we will never repeat (and yet… here we are). From love bombers to slow faders …
It’s unhinged. It’s unfiltered. It’s officially too late to turn back. In our debut episode we introduce Plot Pending, spill how this whole mess started and set the stage for dating disasters and uns…
Welcome to Plot Pending!
Where one of us is in her dating prime, the other has battle scars... and both of us are out here dodging red flags like its cardio. Different ages, different eras, same chaot…