Minisode 77: Script Rippers!!! (Eternals)

In this new PMT Miniseries, Hobert and Mike sit down to tear apart a movie they didn’t like so they can put it back together. They’re not script doctors, they’re script butchers. In this episode, Mike and Hobert wade into the sloggy mythology of Marvel’s Eternals to see if they can pull anything fun out of the mire of the plodding big budget beam-fest. Get ready to ditch the Marvel trappings and confusing meditations on godhood in favor of a high and tight stand-alone story about super people who can form into one big golden guy who punches dogs.