Script Rippers Mike and Hobert are back to take a slow-mo look at part one of ??? of Zack Snyder’s ponderous Star Wars knock-off, Rebel Moon. Join the rippers as they try to piece together Netflix’s seemingly abridged edit of this space opera that sacrifices third act coherence for drumming up support for an already completed director’s cut. Can Hobert and Mike Quasar salvage a movie they’d like from this big ol’ pile of space tropes? Not really, but they do have fun talking about a movie where the moon is stolen by the workin’ man. Seize the Moons of Production!