This episode of Attack the Backlog is all about Vampire Survivors, a game that sucks away most of the controls so you can watch numbers explode…eventually…because, oh my, does Survivors start slow. Vampire Survivors is a game that asks very little of you input-wise, but demands all of your attention–a bit of a weird dichotomy–but if you take the time to learn its intricacies and, for the love of god, only play on Hyper Mode (once you unlock it), I think you’ll have a good enough time and, sometimes, good enough is, well...