34. Brain Soup Theory

How do I protect my cat and my Christmas tree?

How small can my new studio be for me and my greyhound?

And there's no shame in being a failed foster! 

Plus, a report from the FDA warns against giving your dog processed bone treats for Christmas. We discuss handler bias with police K-9s. And what you've all been waiting for — is dog brain soup smarter than cat brain soup? 

Finally, we teach our pets how to be Perching Pirate Parrots!