Peak D&D: Return to Argilia

"Ain't nobody dope as me. I'm just so fresh, so clean. So fresh and so clean, clean."

Our heroes finally stay in one place long enough to enjoy the perks of city life. Will Buttons' godly reviews liv…

"Can't be scared when it goes down. Got a problem, tell me now. Only thing that's on my mind, is who's gonna run this town tonight."

After cracking the case of the fallen hotelier, the Vortorrim gain…

"Tonight we're going hard. Just like the world is ours. We're tearing it apart. You know we're superstars. We are who we are."

Jaastien lives—but barely. Trapped beneath Zharo and hunted by the Black…

"Like lyin' to a hangman jury. I swear I didn't know that .45 was loaded. In fact my memory ain't too clear. That's not to say (s)he didn't get what (s)he deserved."

Murder in The Bone Palace—and the…

"I'm having trouble trying to sleep. I'm counting sheep, but running out
As time ticks by, still I try."

Having found Cecil aboard the Veil of Tides, the party finally gets some answers—about the old…

"Put your pinky rings up to the moon. Girls - what y'all trying to do? 24-karat magic in the air."

The party takes a well-earned breather in Zharo, the capital city and jewel of the Marshlands. Will …

"It goes one, two, three, another funky, radical bombtrack. Started as a sketch in my notebook, and now dope hooks make punks take another look."

The bayou battle for the bomb wagon rages on! Will ou…

"And when they split those atoms, it's hotter than the sun. Blood is a special substance, and they are going to pray for that man."

Nursing hangovers from a drinking game with a god—that they actuall…

"Shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, Everybody!"

The battle is over, the hydra is down—but the real challenge begins as Jaastien the pirate god invites our heroes to play a dangerous drinking g…

"What matter if you come from heaven or hell, O Beauty! Monster huge, alarming, pure!"

Deep in the dungeon, a battle erupts for Jaastien’s final relic. Can the crew survive the sea beast’s fury and c…

"We, in our present life, knew that the stars were right, that if you are the first to go, you'll leave a sign to let me know, tell me so, please, carry the lantern lights."

In the depths of Jaastien…

"The less you have to offer, the less you stand to lose."

Deep beneath the log temple of Beavertown, our heroes explore an ancient flooded dungeon. Can they recover the relics needed to restore Jaast…

"Evelene yo ho. Evelene yo ho. Evelene yo-oo-oo!"

The great swashbuckling god Jaastien is back—and seems to be wreaking havoc. Can the party hold the line before the town is lost? And will Big Buford…

"And I know. You should know. It's these words that make us whole. Into the deep we go."

Transported back to the bayou, our heroes wake in Beavertown with more questions than answers. Who let the god…

"Hand of fate is moving, and the finger points to you. He knocks you to your feet, and so what are you going to do?"

The fate of the world rests in our heroes’ hands as a Fey Lord offers impossible c…

"Master of puppets, I'm pulling your strings. Twisting your mind and smashing your dreams. Blinded by me, you can't see a thing."

Our heroes have tracked Ravi’s real dad to a primordial temple deep i…

"But I been out on them choppy waves and it's hard to say where this land begins and that water stops. I got sea legs, I got sea legs."

Aboard the Abyssal Skimmer, chaos erupts as a sea monster strik…

"Riders on the storm. Riders on the storm. Into this house we're born."

The harbormaster bursts in just in time to save our heroes from a deadly verdict. Will the fastest ship in Nesh’Tel’Zeron lead …

"You can have it all. Never age. Never die. You can have it all."

The trial takes a dark turn as the magistrate becomes possessed by a dark force. Can our heroes resist the Shadow King's tempting off…

"Murder. Murder was the case that they gave me. Murder. Murder was the case that they gave me."

Accused of murder in a strange city, our heroes take the stand. Can they prove their innocence before i…