Would You Rather? Rather Not Know Our Answers.

This week on Our Shit Podcast, we're playing "Would You Rather?" with the most ridiculous scenarios imaginable.

We start with the classics: permanently wet socks or constantly feeling like you have popcorn stuck in your teeth? Welcome to sensory hell. Then comes sweating maple syrup versus sneezing glitter, which somehow triggers Chloe's random Michael Bisping story because that's how her brain works.

Things escalate when we debate fighting one horse-sized duck or a hundred karate-trained duck-sized horses. This spiraled into creating a business plan for supplying oversized poultry to restaurants because we're entrepreneurial geniuses, obviously.

We tackle modern dilemmas like having your browser history published annually or texts auto-read in public monthly. This brilliant discussion spawned our new idea: Our Shit Podcast - The Diarrhea Series (really reaching new lows here).

We finish by discussing explaining dirty jokes to 5-year-olds versus having grandma explain them to us, plus testing our moral boundaries on sleeping arrangements and attractiveness scales. Watch out Susan Boyle, Henry Cavill, Jodie Comer, and poor Dave from Accounts. Dave... you are never getting laid.

Warning: Contains unrealistic animal combat strategies, digital privacy violations, at least three business ideas that should never see the light of day.