Getting Probed is just a free Colonoscopy, right?

This week on Our Shit Podcast, we're going full tinfoil hat (Lady M special) as we dive deep into alien conspiracy theories and extraterrestrial encounters.

We start by discussing how aliens are definitely real and already living among us, disguised as humans (we're looking at you, suspicious neighbour). Then we pitch Area 51 as the ultimate holiday destination - forget Center Parcs, we want that alien technology tour package.

Our brilliant plan involves appointing Dolly Parton as Earth's official spokesperson because honestly, who better to represent humanity? We also get into the important prep work for alien encounters - specifically whether you should wax or bleach your bum hole before the inevitable probing. Because first impressions matter, even with extraterrestrials.

We unveil our genius business plan for colonoscopy game shows (it's surprisingly marketable), discuss crop circles as legitimate art installations, and debate which movie aliens we could actually take in a fight. Spoiler: not many.

From intergalactic diplomacy to anal hygiene protocols, we've covered all the essential topics for when our alien overlords finally reveal themselves.

Warning: Contains conspiracy theories, inappropriate body preparation discussions, questionable medical game shows, and enough delusion to concern actual alien researchers.