Cheese Wheels, Moats, and Methtaurant: A Guide to Terrible Financial Decisions.

On this week's episode, we dive deep into the stupidest possible ways to blow a fortune, and honestly, we're kind of impressed with ourselves. (Lady M even made notes)

Join us as we plan our financial suicide with a cheese wheel the size of a car, a house surrounded by a legitimate moat/lazy river (old man vibes, obviously), and our crown jewel - a restaurant that serves nothing but meth (the "Methtaurant," patent pending). We're talking exotic animals we have no business owning and a hotel staffed entirely by drama llamas.

But wait, there's more! Ever wanted a Japanese toilet in every room? How about bidets that shoot warm champagne instead of water? Or maybe you'd prefer to slide down a Mountain Dew waterslide every morning? We've got you covered.

We also discuss buying haunted houses just to prove ghosts are real, funding conspiracy theory research, and generally making decisions that would make financial advisors weep. This is less "how to manage wealth" and more "how to lose everything in record time."

Warning: Do not use this episode as actual financial advice. We cannot be held responsible for any lottery winnings lost due to our terrible influence.