Ain't No Party Like a Bukake Party.

This week on Our Shit Podcast, we're talking about things we don't discuss enough and why we actually did them. Welcome to our shame spiral!

We start with the classics: hoarding receipts for expired frozen lasagnes, mourning cargo trousers with multiple pockets despite having nothing to put in them, and destroying the family PC downloading "totally legitimate" Limewire files. RIP to all the computers we murdered for free music.

Then comes fashion trauma: the tragic loss of low-rise jeans and our millennial crisis of dressing like we have an HR meeting. Apparently we peaked in 2003 and never recovered. We reminisce about Microsoft Paint masterpieces, pretending we understood Minesweeper, MSN chat glory days, celebrity porn searches, and the weird intimacy of sitting next to strangers in dark cinemas.

Things get unhinged discussing second-hand furniture secrets and mysterious hotel room goings-on (hence the episode title). We wrap up with travel advice for Lady M, including the crucial foil hat technique for watching sleeping friends.

Warning: Contains enough oversharing to fill a therapy session, questionable internet history, and hotel etiquette tips that definitely aren't in any guidebook.