Episode 2 Whips Before Chains: Inanna, Mistress Of The Original Kink

Welcome back to One Up the Annals — where shame becomes legend, barley only grows if you spank a king, and history’s dirtiest truths never stay buried.

Episode 2 dives deep into Mesopotamia’s wildest scroll: the story of Inanna, Queen of Heaven, Goddess of Lust and War, and possibly history’s first domme. From ritual sex and public humiliation to cosmic power plays, Inanna’s worship was less “Sunday sermon” and more “temple kink-fest.”

We’ll peel back the layers of myth and ritual to reveal why her cult was part religion, part orgy, and all Annals. Strap in (literally) as we explore the sacred, the filthy, and the flat-out hilarious side of ancient devotion.

(Entertainment only — do not attempt temple spanking at home unless properly hydrated and supervised by a consenting goddess.)