SadOldLady.com (w/ Jillian Healy, Jessica Luu & Sean Elliott)

Clayton Young (Alexander Krause) invites Helena (Jessica Luu), Mike Bucket (Sean Elliott) and Willow Seafoam (Jillian Healy) to interview for the position as new co-host. Plus, Clayton learns that the Hawaiian people drive around on golf carts, how to sand rake, and that you can solve most of your problems through demonic murder.