Nose Candy

Bonjour mes chéries, mes amis, et mes enbies! If you thought it was time to cash out, dash out, or lash out, think again: it’s crash out o’clock at Nose Candy HQ, where Maddie and Chloe are sharing t…

This week your ladies are carrying the whole world on their shoulders, ready to unpack a nomadic network of tote bag frags! The journey from LA to Marseille is a long one, and Maddie and Chloe are sh…

This week your girls are sweaty, stiff, and sore in alllll the right places just in time for an ep about exercise perfumes! Maddie and Chloe are Squnging Towards Bethlehem (and the Glendale Galleria)…

Bonjour mes petits sniffies. The Nose Candy gals are back in the scented saddle with Chloe stationed in LA and Maddie reporting live from Marseille! Oceans away but ready to spray, the gals are talki…

Guess what? Your gals picked up the ol' podcast equipment once more to implore the divas near and far to get yer tickets NOW for this summer's hottest fragrance event!

Our 2025 Murmurs Scent Swap take…

They say opinions are like A$$holes: everyone has one. Well you're in luck frag hags because this very special Nose Candy Hotline episode has THREE! That's right, this week Maddie and Chloe are joine…

Join your girls as they plumb the spiritual depths for a look into past life perfumes, which means everything from an incarnated infanticide frag, to an occulty Manson Family musk. Do you want to sme…

Curious about what happens when two frag hags stop being polite and start getting real? This is The Real World, Nose Candy edition, which means your fake ass hosts are finally cutting the crap and sm…

Want to know the frags Maddie and Chloe spray when they're feeling fraudulent? This week the fakest b!ches you know met up to talk about fragrance phonies, which means a banquette bouquet, a compote …

This week the ladies are shining their scepters and filling their chalices just in time for an enchanted, ember-cloaked episode. Follow these bards along the wandering bridge to the Empire of Perfumo…

This week your ladies are Nude as the News just in a time for a buckwild episode all about naked perfumes! That means the ladies are disinfecting with a Fabuloso frag, scrubbing down with a St. Ives …

What do Anne Hathaway, Padma Lakshmi, and Tom Cruise all have in common? They’re all card carrying members of the brunette union. For this tall dark and handsome ep Maddie and Chloe met up to discuss…

This week your resident aesthetes met up to talk about perfumes that just smell... pretty. That means everything from French candy frags, to pound cake perfumes to a lobster bisque bouquet-- but this…

This week the ladies met up for a very timely episode in honor of the reason all student films look like that: the late great David Lynch. Inspired by their favorite artist's unique brand of terrifyi…

Can you guess which perfumes made the Nose Candy ladies :) and :( in 2024? Maddie and Chloe met up to discuss the year's most fragrant foibles and most redolent rewards, which means hair gel perfume,…

It's that time of year again: your favorite olfactory oracles are gazing into their crystal balls to predict the biggest fragrance trends of 2025. That means everything from shower suds, to sea spray…

This week your ladies are glossy, bossy, and oakmoss-y just in time for an episode all about lipstick perfume! Maddie and Chloe met up to review their fave lipstick-scented frags and break down the n…

This week the ladies are sipping on Erewhon smoothies and ducking from paparazzi flashbulbs alongside world-famous Celebrity Book Club podcast co-host Lily Marotta! The comedian, performance artist, …

This week your Cinnamon Girls are spicing things up with an episode all about pepper-upper perfumes that not only cut the mustard but are absolutely worth their salt! We all know variety is the spice…

Music on, world off. Inspired by the block rocking beats they pumped all year, Maddie and Chloe met up to discuss their most played perfumes of 2024, just in time for Nose Candy Wrapped! Whether you …