No Sharp Objects
We are two mates, Matt and Guy, who will take you on a joyride through life's absurdities with "No Sharp Objects" from the comfort of our jacuzzi.
Prepare for side-splitting stories, hot takes on popular culture, current events, our lives and outrageous banter that walks the line between genius and madness.
It's the hilarious, no-holds-barred podcast you didn't know you needed!
New episodes every Thursday.
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- Update frequency
- every 7 days
- Average duration
- 43 minutes
- Episodes
- 57
- Years Active
- 2024 - 2025
Isobel and Guy tell us about the path to parenthood
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Small hiatus incoming because Isobel and Guy are having their baby girl
Guy is very proud of his new noise cancelling headphones
Guy and Isobel chat about their journey with falling p…
Water birth in our Jacuzzi
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Our mates, Nico and Trish, should have taken up our offer to have their baby born in our jacuzzi
Newest addition to the dog house… Stinky Pinky’s room got a sleeper couch
Is Guy ready …
Prank 1: Wally's watershed moment
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We prank called a friend in South Africa
Water is a touchy subject
And other absurdities
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Dad and uncle bods are ready
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Matt and Guy love that Sydney has four seasons. Rather that than continuous heat and muggy air
Guy has perfected his risotto
Guy plans to go for a night out at Money Maxtons house
Matt …
Never Uber your guitar to an afters
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Guy and Isobel have an argument about naming the baby… again
Guy recaps his birthday weekend because Isobel recorded without sound the last time he talked about it
Guy and Matt talk ab…
Doomsday preppers
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Isobel made Guy watch The Narrow Road to The Deep North, and he wasn’t happy about it
Isobel and Guy have been watching The Traitors UK and highly recommend
Guy has a funny article to …
Special Edition - Guy's birthday
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It’s Guys birthday, everyone should celebrate
Scottish Stu’s bachelor party consisted of beer garden hopping
A friend of Matt and Guy, Monty, fell and his face on a door when he got ki…
The new world of deep fakes
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Expect Paddy McMahon in the jacuzzi at some point soon
We discuss the new world of deep fakes
We haven’t been into much sport recently, but F1 takes the cake
Guy and Isobel went to an e…
Guy is an athlete
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We talk about bunker busters and the immense of a new World War
Guy is apparently an athlete and harps on about his unwashed jersey
Matt and Rory McElroy reconcile their differences
Ima…
The topics are hot
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Our merch will be going out free and to support We Are Happy Doggo
TV Time has been a hot topic recently
MAFS has been on and the best of the best, Australian Survivor
Thula visits the …
Pat Turner graces us in the jacuzzi
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Pat Turner graces us in the jacuzzi
Isobel has a false start to the episode
Pat Turner tells everyone a bit about himself
How Pat and Guy met
The jacuzzi gets deep on where to spend the …
Everything gets bigger in the United States
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Mate Date - May 8th
Love to our good mate, Forty Hour Phil
The start to Guy and Isobel’s trip was harrowing - naughty kids, no sleep, etc.
United Airlines was shitty to fly
America alway…
Mini Christmas everyone
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Easter time means it’s a short week and a mini Christmas break
Matt and Guy discuss their Easter traditions
There’s always good memories surrounding Easter break
Happy Easter!
And other …
The trifecta came in
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Joseph Sualii could be a match for Guy’s daughter on the way
Private golf courses in Australia aren’t as amazing as they sound
We had the hat trick of sports wins this week:
Oscar Pastr…
Life comes at you fast
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Matt and Guy have been playing musical doggos
Thunza watched Matt doing a deed
Labbies that were born chocolate but are now beach bums
Guy can’t make a bed… About time he learns
Guy and …
Big boys do cry
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Isobel had her big 20 week scan
Guy and Isobel bought a new car… they’ve called it Mpimpi
Matt had a solo weekend of resetting his mind
Guy went to Jbone’s bachelors and it turned out t…
Peeling back the nonsense of the Melbourne F1 weekend
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We headed to Melbourne F1!
Lets breakdown Melbourne… the good and the bad
We had a large one in Melbourne, tactical chunders and the like
F1 qualifying day was a big day with many pubs …
The royal flush of adulting
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Catch ups on the hazardous Barnbougle golf weekend
How the chant “suck his dick” started
How the Suck His Dick bet started with Party Pat and J Bone
Guy explains what a dog collar is in…
Doctor DJ Kleynhans pays Sydney a visit
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Introducing our good friend, DJ visiting from South Africa
Peaks and troughs of DJ’s Sydney visit
Treffer 126 explained
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We ask DJ th…
A couple sandwiches short of a picnic
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We are loving Yellowstone… Find out who Guy thinks he is similar to
Who does Matt think he Is similar to in Yellowstone?
We talk a bit about politics and the latest current affairs
Lets…