No One Will Be Seated

Join Actatus and Frankie while they discuss the 2019 horror-comedy Bit! Solid trans representation? Check. Vampires? Check. Incredible style? Double check. Bit blew us away and we're happy to bring y…

Join Actatus and Frankie as they discuss the rock-opera Phantom of the Paradise. Spinning newspapers, a bizarre mishmash of styles, and some kinda bird helmet? What's there not to love? Looks like Pa…

Romance is in the air this week as Actatus, Jason, and Frankie try to figure out which movie monster would be the best date to prom. An evening of slime, undead, and Biff await our crew of hopeless r…

SmeggCo kicks off October right with our first Shorts Round-Up! A collection of horror shorts all sourced from YouTube help set the mood for the best month. Ghosts, Creepypasta, strange things in the…

A depressed Actatus once again drags Frankie into the Nightmare Pile in an ill attempt at curing their depression. Zombies, found footage, and Patrick Killpatrick? Oh, I'm sure this'll be good. So do…

Join Frankie and Actatus as they discuss what in the world makes Stargate one of Frankie's favorite franchises. A doll named Eunice, a distrust for triple named figures, and a web of lore keep us com…

Aliens. Egypt. Aliens in Egypt. What more can you want? This week, Actatus and Frankie talk over Stargate. Join us as we talk kangaroos, poor working conditions, and a movie that spawned a franchise.

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This week Actatus and Frankie dig deep into Actatus' Pile of Trash and Shame to discuss Cybergeddon. Along the way we do our best to avoid talking about this trainwreck to instead talk about better t…

As we continue to trudge our way through this content desert, join Fred and Frankie as they decide to take a detour into the oasis of Studio Ghibli with Princess Mononoke. Fantasy, action, and tree s…

Have we reached the point where we wish we could go see movies that we hate in theaters? We continue discussing movies we wish that we would have stayed home for, or even skipped altogether.  To top …

We're all going a little bit stir crazy. Some of us are spending the time binging whatever shows are on their lists (No, Jason will never watch Tiger King) and others are taking advantage of filling …

Zoinks! After a communication error brought about by the collective Bad Brain of SmeggCo, Fred and Jason gather together to provide a commentary of Scooby-Doo and the Witches Ghost. Continuing the di…

Kicking off the bonus episodes before we return for our year by year look at film we have Detective Pikachu. Join Fred and guest Frankie (Pen and Paper Cast) as they discuss Detective Pikachu, their …

Everything we've done, every decision, every quip, every game reference, every eye roll, has led to this. We finish off our deep dive into the Star Wars saga with a spoiler-filled discussion on The R…

In many ways, our most anticipated commentary of the series, we wrap up our deep-dives into the Star Wars films we can watch at home. As expected, opinions divide, though in the end, not as much as w…

We're in the final stretch! As we move into the last two commentaries for Star Wars, we can see that opinions start skewering in different directions and the gents are all the more excited for it. Th…

Jason gives an in-depth review of the Respawn/EA game Star Wars Jedi: Fallen Order, and then the dynamic duo close out the original trilogy with a deep-dive into Star Wars Episode 6: Return of the Je…

The gents watch through what many consider the best sequel of all time: The Empire Strikes Back. Beforehand, they discuss The Mandalorian (non-spoilers,) Jedi: Fallen Order, the state of Lucasfilm as…

Jason and Fred revisit the classic of all classics Star Wars: A New Hope. Enjoying that sweet dipping sauce of nostalgia, they talk about their first viewing experiences, what the movie did for cinem…

It started as a simple pitch: John Knoll wanted to know the story behind the first paragraph of the Episode 4 opening crawl. Now, the boys talk in-depth about what they loved and didn't about the pre…