Shut Your Mouth, Nellie from Toowoomba

In this gloriously unhinged episode of No Notes, Tim and Jordan unpack their worst-ever jobs (rogue Santas, suspected Russian mafia fronts, and rigged bingo nights), relive the chaos of onstage disasters and audience brawls, and deep-dive into the underreported condition of cataplexy (yep - fainting from laughter is real). Plus, a heartfelt plea for basic audience etiquette: turn your phone off, keep your chicken wings in your bag, and - above all - shut your mouth, Nellie from Toowoomba. Also, more crumpets on menus. Please.

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