No Dice
Welcome to our pocket dimension of the internet! We are No Dice, we love worldbuilding jokes and making each other laugh! Join our shenanigans through our flagship show Chaos&Dragons (Season 1 The Bridegroom Prince, S2 The Thorax, S3 Dimensional Treasure), C&D Minigames (Like Chaos&Dragons but shorter), Actually No Dice (we make each other play non-D&D games), The Homebrewery (we make each other learn homebrew stuff), and NDA Hours (just us talking about stuff, after hours) along the way!
New things are always coming around the corner, among them a patreon exclusive series! If you like what you see and want more and better future content, head over to patreon.com/actuallynodice and check out @ActuallyNoDice on twitter for all our channel updates! And remember, the greatest magic of all is time magic. Until next time, time traveler...
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- Update frequency
- every 5 days
- Average duration
- 36 minutes
- Episodes
- 61
- Years Active
- 2021 - 2022
True Memoirs... #3 "Nothing Here But Us Potatoes"
No Dice Update July 1st 2020
3en doesn't currently have time to edit the regular podcast, so the current season is paused for the time being. He is however busy working on the TURN OF THE CENTURY Kickstarter, which you should to…
True Memoirs... #2 "I RESPECT THE H*CK OUT OF THE PINEAPPLE"
Uncle Grandpa is back, and he's mean now, as he DM's another one of Derek's virtually indistinguishable PCs, a Changeling paladin named Jander. What lies before us as Uncle Grandpa recounts, embellis…
True Memoirs... #1 "True Memoirs Of A Ninnerdimensional Bad Assassin"
Just the most regular show that we've ever had. Derek loves it. 3en is physically fine.
As always, we run on social interactions and money, so if you like what you hear and want more and also better, …
Dimensional Treasure #14 "I'd Get The Shin Splinterings"
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Dimensional Treasure #13 "That Sounds Like Something Someone with the Gift Would Say"
We have returned with February's episode! DRK continues with the Eigengrau while 3en and Derek get back into the swing of things, making up for lost time with plenty of ado.
Since this is the first ep…
NDA Hours - Jan 2022 Look Back & Look Forward "Screw Florida"
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Dimensional Treasure #12 “The Very Classic Improv ‘No, And’…”
Derek guesses his very first MetaMystery on this episode! Congratulations, Derek. Now he only has to uncover the second, completely different layer as DRK rides along with the Eigengrau on their vari…
Dimensional Treasure #11 "That's Not How You Play Phase 10"
Turns out, that is how you play Phase 10.
In other news, DRK and Mozi take a chill day at the spa before meeting up with the rest of Mozi's crew.
As always, we run on social interactions and money, so …
Dimensional Treasure #10 "Some Kid in Arkansas"
We revisit DRK and his quest to regain his lost riches and not die. Currently, he's negotiating an interrogation, while Derek gets to take a stab at his first Double MetaMystery. 3en is so excited, D…
The Homebrewery: Maker Part 7 ft. Companion NPCs “Instead of Oscars They Should Be Called Willems”
If we haven't convinced you to try out Maker by now, we probably won't... so here's the last Maker episode! Also featuring 3en's D&D 5e Companion creator for simplified party NPCs!
As always, we run o…
C&D MiniGame: Chubacabra Hunt "Not As Terrifying--WHAT"
Welcome to another C&D Minigames, where we play short oneshots and solve MetaMysteries! It's another Themes From A Hat where 3en has a great time and Derek has a great time but also struggles to gues…
The Homebrewery: Maker Part 6 "www.3enIsGonnaMakeTheWebsite.com"
"It's CHONKERS Vs UNCLE GRANDPA live on the No Dice Podcasting network! Get your tickets/downloads now! And tune in next week for CHONKERS Vs UNCLE SAM & UNCLE BEN as the BATTLE OF THE LIGHTNING DOJO…
The Homebrewery: Maker Part 5 "Stop Calling It A Hadouken"
Ado abounds as Derek is introduced to Maker level 5 and Chonkers is introduced to the Order Of Odd Uncles. Other possible episode titles were “Instead of Listening to Me, I can see Derek in our share…
The Homebrewery: Maker Part 4 "Tortellini Is Just Pasta Tide Pods"
More nonsense in the realm of Undios as Derek, Chonkers, and you learn more about 3en's Maker Class. Enjoy.
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C&D MiniGame: The Beach Episode "Um, When I Became Cesium Boy, Which Is The Lamest X-Man Ever, And I'm Including Invisible Skin Boy In This..."
3en moved last week, so we're pulling this one out of the back room: here's a Meta Mystery for Derek and you that's sure to make him unhappy.
For more and better future content, find us on Twitter and…
The Homebrewery: Maker Part 3 “If You Have A Friend Or Loved One Who Is Getting Really Into Making Bread, They Are Desperately Crying Out For Help”
Another day, another DnD flavored commuter podcast. Except this time, it's 3en teaching you and Derek part 3 of the Maker Class.
We rarely do fact checks here, but today we'll do one: despite what our…
The Homebrewery: Maker Part 2 "I Would Like A New Player"
3en drags Derek through even more of a pseudo-campaign as Derek learns the beginning levels of the Maker Class! Check our Twitter at the end of the series for all the Maker Class specs.
As always, we …
The Homebrewery: Maker Part 1 (Feat. Starborne) "There Has Got To Be A Sparknotes Version of This..."
In the podcast debut of THE HOMEBREWERY, 3en (re)introduces Derek and the audience to some new og homebrew: a race called Starborne and the smallest part of a class called Maker. We're doing new stuf…
Dimensional Treasure #9 "You May Not Be Single Right Now, But Neither of Us Know"
3en and Derek spend their entire recording time struggling to make a good extro for the podcast. Here some of their attempts...
Also, according to a quick Google search, the average person goes to the…