News You Do Not Need
"News You Do Not Need is your go-to podcast for hilariously absurd and completely unnecessary headlines! Join us as we dive into the bizarre, quirky, and downright ridiculous stories that make you laugh, scratch your head, and wonder why you’re even listening. Perfect for anyone who enjoys humor, satire, and escaping the serious side of the news cycle, this show delivers pure entertainment. Subscribe now for weekly episodes filled with oddball trivia, strange facts, and news you never knew you didn’t need!"
- Update frequency
- every day
- Average duration
- 3 minutes
- Episodes
- 65
- Years Active
- 2025
Dynamite Doggo: Machis Munches Bomb, Saves Journalist's Life in Midnight Mayhem
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I woke up today expecting to read the usual headlines: new jobs report, some political hand-wringing, maybe a celebrity divorce—nothing out of the ordinary. …
I woke up today expecting to read the usual headlines: new jobs report, some political hand-wringing, maybe a celebrity divorce—nothing out of the ordinary. …
00:03:07 |
Sat 06 Sep 2025
Neymar's Billion-Dollar Surprise: The Ultimate Secret Admirer Strikes from the Grave!
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Have you ever daydreamed about suddenly inheriting a billion dollars from a total stranger? Maybe you imagine opening the mailbox, brushing aside yet another…
Have you ever daydreamed about suddenly inheriting a billion dollars from a total stranger? Maybe you imagine opening the mailbox, brushing aside yet another…
00:03:20 |
Fri 05 Sep 2025
White House Window Whoopsie: AI, Bags, and Bulletproof Blunders
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So, picture this: you’re scrolling through the news, hungry for something meaningful—maybe a story about a brilliant innovation or a heroic rescue. Instead, …
So, picture this: you’re scrolling through the news, hungry for something meaningful—maybe a story about a brilliant innovation or a heroic rescue. Instead, …
00:03:10 |
Wed 03 Sep 2025
Undersea Shocker: Virus Flaunts Freakishly Long Tail, Leaves Scientists Speechless
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Here’s something you absolutely, positively do not need to know—but let’s be real, your day is about to get stranger and possibly a tiny bit smarter. Fresh f…
Here’s something you absolutely, positively do not need to know—but let’s be real, your day is about to get stranger and possibly a tiny bit smarter. Fresh f…
00:03:00 |
Mon 01 Sep 2025
Taco Bell's AI Meltdown: The 18,000 Water Cups Caper
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Did you know that last night, Taco Bell decided to demonstrate exactly how not to launch the future? Yes, the bold and technologically adventurous fast-food …
Did you know that last night, Taco Bell decided to demonstrate exactly how not to launch the future? Yes, the bold and technologically adventurous fast-food …
00:02:37 |
Sun 31 Aug 2025
Batman in PJs: Florida Man's Sleepy Neighborhood Watch Goes Viral
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So you know how the world never fails to deliver some truly magnificent nonsense just when you least expect it? Picture this: You're gently easing into that …
So you know how the world never fails to deliver some truly magnificent nonsense just when you least expect it? Picture this: You're gently easing into that …
00:02:52 |
Sat 30 Aug 2025
Bloodthirsty Relaxation: Chinese Man's Unusual Stress Relief Sparks Viral Sensation
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Did you ever have one of those days where you learn something so thoroughly unnecessary, so completely odd, that a part of your soul just sits back and wonde…
Did you ever have one of those days where you learn something so thoroughly unnecessary, so completely odd, that a part of your soul just sits back and wonde…
00:02:54 |
Fri 29 Aug 2025
Manatee Molester Madness: Gator Nuggets, Lost Ashes, and Cat Cuisine Craze
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I woke up this morning confident that nothing could surprise me anymore. I’ve lived through a global pandemic, a toilet paper shortage, and that time my neig…
I woke up this morning confident that nothing could surprise me anymore. I’ve lived through a global pandemic, a toilet paper shortage, and that time my neig…
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Wed 27 Aug 2025
OMG, Smoothie King's Ketchup Smoothie: Culinary Chaos or Genius? You Decide! 😱🍅🥤
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Today I'm bringing you a story so utterly unnecessary, so gloriously weird, if you actually retain this knowledge, I can only assume you either lost a bet or…
Today I'm bringing you a story so utterly unnecessary, so gloriously weird, if you actually retain this knowledge, I can only assume you either lost a bet or…
00:03:19 |
Mon 25 Aug 2025
Tallest Tree Takedown: Oregon's 450-Year-Old Fir Loses Its Top in Dramatic Firefight
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Today in strange news you absolutely do not need but will probably never forget, allow me to introduce: the epic saga of the tallest tree in Oregon, whose ca…
Today in strange news you absolutely do not need but will probably never forget, allow me to introduce: the epic saga of the tallest tree in Oregon, whose ca…
00:03:04 |
Sun 24 Aug 2025
Cracker Barrel Logo Swap: Gravy-Soaked Drama Stirs Up Social Media and Sinks Stock by 7 Percent
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If you want to hear a story so weird it might just gently massage your sense of "why do humans do anything," let me tell you about what happened with Cracker…
If you want to hear a story so weird it might just gently massage your sense of "why do humans do anything," let me tell you about what happened with Cracker…
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Fri 22 Aug 2025
Sacré Bleu! French Restaurant's Wild 1 vs 5 Eating Challenge: Ooh La La or Oh No No?
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Today, I discovered something so delightfully unnecessary, so unforgettably weird, that I might never trust French cuisine—or the British palate—ever again. …
Today, I discovered something so delightfully unnecessary, so unforgettably weird, that I might never trust French cuisine—or the British palate—ever again. …
00:03:15 |
Wed 20 Aug 2025
Lost Wallet Time Capsule, Dust Slippers, and Capybara Cafés: Bizarre News Roundup!
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You know, every day I sift through world news hoping to stumble upon something educational, deeply inspiring, or perhaps spiritually enlightening. Occasional…
You know, every day I sift through world news hoping to stumble upon something educational, deeply inspiring, or perhaps spiritually enlightening. Occasional…
00:03:29 |
Sat 16 Aug 2025
Radioactive Road Rage: DUI Driver's Nuclear Nemesis on Highway 16
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You know the old saying, “Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back”? Well, today my curiosity nearly required a defibrillator. Because let …
You know the old saying, “Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back”? Well, today my curiosity nearly required a defibrillator. Because let …
00:02:48 |
Fri 15 Aug 2025
Space Rock Crashes Georgia Breakfast! Meteorite Mayhem Hits Home
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I'm going to come right out and say it up front: your life will be absolutely unchanged if you never hear what happened to the Smith family in Georgia this w…
I'm going to come right out and say it up front: your life will be absolutely unchanged if you never hear what happened to the Smith family in Georgia this w…
00:02:31 |
Wed 13 Aug 2025
Radioactive Wasps, Rogue Moose, and a Mercedes Misadventure: Quirky News Roundup!
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Today’s utterly unnecessary headline: an 80-year-old man in Rome tried to drive his Mercedes A-Class down the Spanish Steps, as if Google Maps had whispered,…
Today’s utterly unnecessary headline: an 80-year-old man in Rome tried to drive his Mercedes A-Class down the Spanish Steps, as if Google Maps had whispered,…
00:03:53 |
Mon 11 Aug 2025
Rhinos Go Nuclear: The Horn-ific Plan to Curb Poaching with Radioactive Injections
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You know those days when you wake up, check your news feed, and think, “There’s no way I’ll learn something today that could possibly be more pointless than …
You know those days when you wake up, check your news feed, and think, “There’s no way I’ll learn something today that could possibly be more pointless than …
00:03:17 |
Sun 10 Aug 2025
From Fluffy to Food: Denmark's Zoo Asks for Pet Donations to Feed Predators
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There are moments when I wake up, scroll through the news, and think, “Today’s world is stranger than the one I fell asleep in.” This is absolutely confirmed…
There are moments when I wake up, scroll through the news, and think, “Today’s world is stranger than the one I fell asleep in.” This is absolutely confirmed…
00:02:52 |
Sat 09 Aug 2025
Selfie Sticks Spark Chaos: Europe's Tourist Revolts Reach Boiling Point!
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Today I bring you news you have absolutely no practical use for—unless you’re planning to enter the Guinness Book of Records for “Most Daily Minutes Spent Wi…
Today I bring you news you have absolutely no practical use for—unless you’re planning to enter the Guinness Book of Records for “Most Daily Minutes Spent Wi…
00:03:31 |
Fri 08 Aug 2025
Hospital Blooper: Thai Patient Records Become Street Food Wrappers - Yum or Eww?
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Today, I am thrilled to bring you a story guaranteed to change your life in exactly zero ways—except maybe making you a little more cautious the next time yo…
Today, I am thrilled to bring you a story guaranteed to change your life in exactly zero ways—except maybe making you a little more cautious the next time yo…
00:02:54 |
Wed 06 Aug 2025
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