News With My Fiancé - Thursday, May 25th, 2023

Podcast edited by Kyle Gilmer.



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Texts Squad/Fam: 



00-Good morning, thanks for starting us off with Ambush's smooth jazz voice report on this nice weather.



01- (21:23) Gonna need the abolition cha cha slide mix now please and thank you



02- (21:34) Yes! You did it! Fomo about the podcast fest and people's market on the calendar accomplished 



03- (21:46) Aw SNAP! Ya boi has today off because he's picking up a Saturday shift to help out at the squate job. Touring AAAALL the comic shops today and then recording the Stapled Sounds tonight!! -Rudes! XOXO



04- (23:04) Ambush is now Stapled Spine distro staff! Beaverton to Oregon City and all the biggies sprinkled all over our Rose City.



05- (23:45) Tina for EVER! Hush up Ike!!



06- (31:59) What happened to not negotiating with terrorists?



07- (46:26) If MAGAs are so bugged about LGBTQ Pride Month, why don't they organize a Heterosexual Shame Month?



08- (46:45)This crap would stop real quick if Target publicly announced that for every one of these tantrums thrown in their stores they would donate 50k to The Trevor Project.



09- (49:28)  I must not be Woke. Woke is the mind-killer. Woke is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my Woke. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the Woke has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain. -Jack "I read Dune in high school" Rudo



10- (1:17:56)"Broken Music Breaks w my Fiancé "



11- Blame the culture too though, people like Sting writing intentionally creepy songs and then people are like "how romantic!"



12- It's almost like the workers of twitter were what kept it running well! 🤔🤔



13- TWITter--the first syllable says all you need to know.



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