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Hello! Why, we haven't seen you since you were just a baby! Knee high to a grasshopper! Thanks for taking us in while we convalesce, it should only take a little while... 

Folks, we're back this we…

Knock knock knock! Open up! There's someone inside your house, they went in while you weren't looking. 

We're discussing ODDITY (2024) this week, a jigsaw puzzle of a supernatural murder mystery. It …

Hellooooo we're talking SMILE 2 (2024) this week and no spoilers but we frigging loved it. 

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Hey how are you doing today? Do you feel good? Are you feeling good about yourself? If not, have I got the product for you - a lil substance you can inject to spawn a hotter version of yourself who w…

Helloooo and welcome back to the show! We're discussing THE CROW (2024), THE CROW (1994), and _The Crow_ (1989) this week, and folks? Folks??? We've got opinions. And we want to hear yours! Who would…

Ayyyyyyyy join us this week in space to discuss ALIEN: ROMULUS (2024)! We recorded this before the election so please ignore that part where we dared to be hopeful and focus on the part where we talk…

Helllloooooo this week we're talking about Tilman Singer's CUCKOO (2024), a bonkers little flick we highly recommend. And do you know what, it maybe generated a revelation, an evolution if you will, …

Cuckoo!! Cuckoo!!!!!! Your dear old friends of a friend are back to talk LONGLEGS (2024), the movie we've all been waiting for!!! You can feel the excitement in this episode because we are a little b…

Ssssshhhhh welcome to our bunker, today we are watching A QUIET PLACE DAY ONE (2024) and sort of the whole suite of Quiet Places, as well as the whole suite of Thumb- shorts (Thumbtanic, Frankenthumb…

Helllllloooooo today we're discussing ARCADIAN (2024), shoebill storks, upcoming movies, and our love for Cillian Murphy.

Oh also! When we recorded, Arcadian wasn't on Shudder yet, but it looks like …

Hi!!!! Today we're discussing The Watchers (2024), fairy smut, and Rupert Grint. 

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Hiya! Hey quick question, before you keep reading, are your doors locked right now? You should make sure your doors are locked right now. 

Ok, now that you're safe - we're talking The Strangers: Chap…

Hello! We're going to stop saying "we're back" until some personal things shake out, we're currently dodging our own various spectres, but you know your gurls are still out here watching scary movies…

Hello! We're back at it again to gush over ABIGAIL (2024), much like the way blood gushes throughout the movie! Which sounds gross/bad, but actually it is gross/good! We're also making up monsters th…

We're back, sweeties!!!! Sorry for the unintentionally long break, but you'll recall 2023 was a year of nightmares for us, and buddy? 2024 is giving it a run for its money. In honor of that, we're re…

Hellooooooo it's another classic shootin' the shit episode where we're discussing THE UNBINDING (2023) a spooky/weird/wonderful/fascinating/magical/paranormal documentary that came out recently from …

Hello! We're back! We had to miss an episode because, as I'm sure you know, life is very challenging. Thanks for your patience as we muddle through some situations that I would describe as neither go…

Hello, welcome back! So good to see you, omg, you look great! We're discussing WOULD YOU RATHER (2012) this week and yall it's. I mean, listen, not all movies can be good movies, you know? We're also…

This week, we ~*~dare~*~ you to watch TRUTH OR DARE (2018) with us! We don't, actually, it's not, like, stellar, maybe instead go watch HAPPY DEATH DAY (2017) again, idk. 

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Hello and welcome to our new series, Party Games! We're kicking things off with 2022's BODIES BODIES BODIES, a very fun slasher (?) we've been sleeping on since it came out last summer. Join us as we…