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MYSTICAL AMERICAN PATRIOTS SOCIETY

MYSTICAL AMERICAN PATRIOTS SOCIETY: Sumo & Smokestack's worldview repair and support service. We discuss the blood n' guts of the dystopic modernist technocracy from a Christian perspective, and equip listeners in stripping away putrid layers of decades-old baloney draped over us all by government, academia, and big-tech. We're doing our part to restore the patrimony of medieval European culture, specifically a coherent and satisfying worldview which seamlessly unites the physical and metaphysical, and encourages the flourishing of the human person. THINGS WE MIGHT COVER: Bigfoot. The Church Fathers. Enlightenment dialectical philosophy and its woes. Ghosts. How to build physics equipment. Phantom limb syndrome. Cloning. City planning. How to grow your own food. And much more! ABOUT THE HOSTS: Sumo is a hermit who lives deep in the black forest building enchanted particle accelerators and composing poetry. Smokestack is a podcast producing clone who lives in a hermetically sealed bunker because he has no immune system.

Philosophy Religion Christianity Spirituality Education Technology Society & Culture Physics Christian Religion & Spirituality Government
Update frequency
every 9 days
Average duration
109 minutes
Episodes
236
Years Active
2020 - 2025
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S3E093: Basement-Tier Satanism with Special Guest MyFitnessFeelings

S3E093: Basement-Tier Satanism with Special Guest MyFitnessFeelings

What’s been going on with MyFitnessFeelings? Florida is awful and full of leathery swamp people.

How the Miller Fabian plot to bring the world under the control of the British Empire became the opposi…

01:33:11  |   Tue 02 Sep 2025
S3E092: A 100% Chance of Schizophrenia

S3E092: A 100% Chance of Schizophrenia

Matisyahu, changing identities, the Microsoft secret room, Plato’s form of the personal computer and computer pranks.

The Star Mirror book.

Indie horror games, VHS tapes and floppy discs.

The tragedy of…

01:56:37  |   Thu 28 Aug 2025
S3E091: Wholesome Content for Jewish Children

S3E091: Wholesome Content for Jewish Children

Libertarianism, Odysee and matriarchal Judaism.

Canadian climate lockdowns.

Fiveish is a real TV show.

Victimhood is the currency of our time. Fighting the victimhood mentality.

American’s don’t know how…

02:07:16  |   Tue 19 Aug 2025
S3E090: Lost Boys of the Apocalypse

S3E090: Lost Boys of the Apocalypse

Hipsters and axe throwing, the collapse of hipsterism. Too many white people in this rainbow parade.

The Eternal Return, what is different today? Everything is vanity.

What has been will be again, what…

01:36:09  |   Wed 06 Aug 2025
S3E089: A Pallet Cleanser

S3E089: A Pallet Cleanser

Normies and NPCs, the world needs NPCs.

The alternative to being an NPC is being a doomer, or you can participate in the darkness.

How Time Pool and Tucker Carlson feed the doomer narrative.

Here at the…

02:15:45  |   Thu 31 Jul 2025
S3E088: The Edge of Observation

S3E088: The Edge of Observation

The origin of podcasts.

Sumo travels through a portal although he also might be confused.

Why paranormal things happen when you’re alone, at night, in the dark, etc. The less you can observe a place th…

02:04:17  |   Sun 20 Jul 2025
S3E087: Nothing to See Here

S3E087: Nothing to See Here

Bruce Lee was a small man.

The age of consent, projecting current values onto the past, the conservation of taboo.

Is Quebec Latino?

A lack of butt-sex in Iran, look how gay Israel is.

Narrative concocti…

01:19:42  |   Tue 15 Jul 2025
S3E086: Infinite Money Glitch

S3E086: Infinite Money Glitch

Sumo used to be a handyman and worked on crazy houses built into cliffs.

It should be a law that businesses have to accept cash.

Money is debt and has no value outside of taxation. Taxes are redemptive…

01:53:06  |   Fri 04 Jul 2025
S3E085: I Like Shawarma Too

S3E085: I Like Shawarma Too

We’re doing it again! War in the Middle East that is.

Semitic scrutinizing and jumpstarting the eschaton.

Sumo loves the Jews.

Americans are insane blood thirsty lunatics.

Dispensationalism.

At least the …

01:42:12  |   Sun 22 Jun 2025
S3E084: Invisible Disabilities

S3E084: Invisible Disabilities

Janice Joplin, the L.A. riots, you can’t deport people en masse, America loves slavery.

What you should do, if you really want to win.

You have to think like a psychopath to get how America works.

Europ…

01:34:44  |   Fri 13 Jun 2025
S3E083: Redneck Bacchanalia with Special Guests Brad Kelly and Godward

S3E083: Redneck Bacchanalia with Special Guests Brad Kelly and Godward

Brad Kelly’s background and why he left the Art of Darkness podcast.

Tolkien and his lack of character development.

The hero’s journey post World War 2, Catholic vs Protestant stories.

The Internet as t…

01:56:08  |   Wed 04 Jun 2025
S3E082: A Massive Kundalini Awakening with Special Guest Seriah Azkath

S3E082: A Massive Kundalini Awakening with Special Guest Seriah Azkath

Seriah Azkath Interview

Lost civilizations and cycles of collapse, ghost photos, hypnosis is not a memory recovery tool despite what you may have heard.

Liminality experiences.

The pre-Internet world.

In…

01:26:51  |   Thu 29 May 2025
S3E081: Joel Osteen’s Great Abs with Special Guest Joe Exotic

S3E081: Joel Osteen’s Great Abs with Special Guest Joe Exotic

Tiger King Interview

What it’s like being in jail with Ted Kaczynski.

What were the charges?

Political ambitions

Severed tiger heads in the court room.

Deportations

How Joe got started with tigers and exot…

01:48:48  |   Tue 20 May 2025
S3E080: Ghost Hunting for Fame and Fortune with Special Guest Matthew Jackson

S3E080: Ghost Hunting for Fame and Fortune with Special Guest Matthew Jackson

Matthew’s ghost hunting origin story and personal landmark cases.

How to use technology and radio waves to communicate with ghosts.

Tesla and Edison’s “Ghost phones.”

Spirits existing as electromagnetic…

01:38:02  |   Mon 12 May 2025
S3E079: Cokes a Horse

S3E079: Cokes a Horse

Number stations, what are they? Listening to some recordings.

Austin Metcalf, Sumo doesn’t like Texas, curated reality, faux outrage.

Psy-ops always have tells.

Using twins is the perfect way to fake th…

01:41:53  |   Thu 24 Apr 2025
S3E078: Arguing with Ghost Elvis about Pangaea and the Nephilim

S3E078: Arguing with Ghost Elvis about Pangaea and the Nephilim

Sumo goes and meets Elvis in real life (allegedly).

Arkansas geology, Magnet Town, Elvis’s career and Bob Joyce.

God and or the universe uses fake shysters to point you towards the real.

Are the ruins o…

01:38:09  |   Tue 15 Apr 2025
S3E077: At Least We’re Moving

S3E077: At Least We’re Moving

Kavi’s thoughts on Jonah, Leviathan and how the Nephilim survived the flood.

Dragons in every ancient culture.

Modern day Nephilim and RH Negative blood.

A is for Adamski, UFO abductions and the Cheroke…

01:28:13  |   Mon 31 Mar 2025
S3E076: Sometimes a Marmoset gets it on with a Persimmon with Special Guest E. Adam Farris

S3E076: Sometimes a Marmoset gets it on with a Persimmon with Special Guest E. Adam Farris

Comic book talk.

Jonah is an incredible story, Leviathan, the Great Fish.

Are the Conan the Barbarian stories actually real history?

Abraham was a minor warlord for awhile.

Behemoth and Leviathan, what a…

01:45:37  |   Mon 24 Mar 2025
S3E075: It’s Your Fault for Believing Us

S3E075: It’s Your Fault for Believing Us

Chess lessons and black people speak a different language.

Godward’s thoughts on the conversation with MyFitnessFeelings from last week.

Benevolent dictatorship, trusting that your government doesn’t w…

01:53:05  |   Mon 17 Mar 2025
S3E074: Believe in Aliens and not Covid with Special Guest MyFitnessFeelings

S3E074: Believe in Aliens and not Covid with Special Guest MyFitnessFeelings

Thank you to our supporters!

Sleep injuries, rock-climbing injuries, sumo injuries and the Chuck Norris total gym.

Covid retrospective, the most insane things people did, peak insanity, narrative incon…

02:43:16  |   Tue 11 Mar 2025
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