MYSTICAL AMERICAN PATRIOTS SOCIETY: Sumo & Smokestack's worldview repair and support service. We discuss the blood n' guts of the dystopic modernist technocracy from a Christian perspective, and equip listeners in stripping away putrid layers of decades-old baloney draped over us all by government, academia, and big-tech. We're doing our part to restore the patrimony of medieval European culture, specifically a coherent and satisfying worldview which seamlessly unites the physical and metaphysical, and encourages the flourishing of the human person. THINGS WE MIGHT COVER: Bigfoot. The Church Fathers. Enlightenment dialectical philosophy and its woes. Ghosts. How to build physics equipment. Phantom limb syndrome. Cloning. City planning. How to grow your own food. And much more! ABOUT THE HOSTS: Sumo is a hermit who lives deep in the black forest building enchanted particle accelerators and composing poetry. Smokestack is a podcast producing clone who lives in a hermetically sealed bunker because he has no immune system.
What’s been going on with MyFitnessFeelings? Florida is awful and full of leathery swamp people.
How the Miller Fabian plot to bring the world under the control of the British Empire became the opposi…
Matisyahu, changing identities, the Microsoft secret room, Plato’s form of the personal computer and computer pranks.
The Star Mirror book.
Indie horror games, VHS tapes and floppy discs.
The tragedy of…
Libertarianism, Odysee and matriarchal Judaism.
Canadian climate lockdowns.
Fiveish is a real TV show.
Victimhood is the currency of our time. Fighting the victimhood mentality.
American’s don’t know how…
Hipsters and axe throwing, the collapse of hipsterism. Too many white people in this rainbow parade.
The Eternal Return, what is different today? Everything is vanity.
What has been will be again, what…
Normies and NPCs, the world needs NPCs.
The alternative to being an NPC is being a doomer, or you can participate in the darkness.
How Time Pool and Tucker Carlson feed the doomer narrative.
Here at the…
The origin of podcasts.
Sumo travels through a portal although he also might be confused.
Why paranormal things happen when you’re alone, at night, in the dark, etc. The less you can observe a place th…
Bruce Lee was a small man.
The age of consent, projecting current values onto the past, the conservation of taboo.
Is Quebec Latino?
A lack of butt-sex in Iran, look how gay Israel is.
Narrative concocti…
Sumo used to be a handyman and worked on crazy houses built into cliffs.
It should be a law that businesses have to accept cash.
Money is debt and has no value outside of taxation. Taxes are redemptive…
We’re doing it again! War in the Middle East that is.
Semitic scrutinizing and jumpstarting the eschaton.
Sumo loves the Jews.
Americans are insane blood thirsty lunatics.
Dispensationalism.
At least the …
Janice Joplin, the L.A. riots, you can’t deport people en masse, America loves slavery.
What you should do, if you really want to win.
You have to think like a psychopath to get how America works.
Europ…
Brad Kelly’s background and why he left the Art of Darkness podcast.
Tolkien and his lack of character development.
The hero’s journey post World War 2, Catholic vs Protestant stories.
The Internet as t…
Seriah Azkath Interview
Lost civilizations and cycles of collapse, ghost photos, hypnosis is not a memory recovery tool despite what you may have heard.
Liminality experiences.
The pre-Internet world.
In…
Tiger King Interview
What it’s like being in jail with Ted Kaczynski.
What were the charges?
Political ambitions
Severed tiger heads in the court room.
Deportations
How Joe got started with tigers and exot…
Matthew’s ghost hunting origin story and personal landmark cases.
How to use technology and radio waves to communicate with ghosts.
Tesla and Edison’s “Ghost phones.”
Spirits existing as electromagnetic…
Number stations, what are they? Listening to some recordings.
Austin Metcalf, Sumo doesn’t like Texas, curated reality, faux outrage.
Psy-ops always have tells.
Using twins is the perfect way to fake th…
Sumo goes and meets Elvis in real life (allegedly).
Arkansas geology, Magnet Town, Elvis’s career and Bob Joyce.
God and or the universe uses fake shysters to point you towards the real.
Are the ruins o…
Kavi’s thoughts on Jonah, Leviathan and how the Nephilim survived the flood.
Dragons in every ancient culture.
Modern day Nephilim and RH Negative blood.
A is for Adamski, UFO abductions and the Cheroke…
Comic book talk.
Jonah is an incredible story, Leviathan, the Great Fish.
Are the Conan the Barbarian stories actually real history?
Abraham was a minor warlord for awhile.
Behemoth and Leviathan, what a…
Chess lessons and black people speak a different language.
Godward’s thoughts on the conversation with MyFitnessFeelings from last week.
Benevolent dictatorship, trusting that your government doesn’t w…
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Sleep injuries, rock-climbing injuries, sumo injuries and the Chuck Norris total gym.
Covid retrospective, the most insane things people did, peak insanity, narrative incon…