My Top Everything

We're killing it with our topic selection this week! Join us this week as we discuss our most creative ways to dispose of evidence of deeds most foul with our friend, Jenn. You'll be in stitches. You…

I sure hope you brought your appetite this week, because we're talking about all things dessert. This episode is NOT sponsored by Big Insuline. We are joined once more this week by our talented and o…

Unpopular opinions: everyone's got 'em. 

Popular opinions: everyone's got 'em and for most people, they are the same. 

Things I hate that are unpopular opinions: Three of us have them, it totally makes…

Hey, I think we're going to have to pull off at the next exit. No, it's number twooOOOOo OMG PULL OVER NOW I'M GONNA - 💩

Sorry listeners that are on a road trip, the last thing we want is for you, lik…

🌞🌦️👗👒 OHHHH IT'S SUMMER TIME, BABY! Oh, you're telling me it's been summer for over a month? DON'T CARE, late, great, and looking to date is how we ROLL! 

Join us this week as we talk about our asbolu…

I know you're reading this on an iPhone or Android device right now. Have you ever gone behind enemy lines, fraternized with the devil and tried to use the other one? Did you thusly throw that device…

The Ick™ /ˈɪk/ noun

Used to describe a feeling of disgust that arises usually after a specific, often trivial, behavior. Or SOUNDS in the case of this weeks episode! (Thank you, Wikipedia, for the def…

🎶MACY GRAY, SAVE US!!!🎶

Today we take a break from our usual format, gather around the digital campfire, and tell our top 3 stories of US! No, not the United States, but WE, the co-hosts of the pod. H…

Here at My Top Everything, we know you've been in a bad relationship. Maybe there were red flags you missed or actively chose to ignore, or maybe things were a little more subtle and only your friend…

Exercising is the worst, but what's the WORST of the worst? Join us this week as we dive deep and try to identify the most painful, terrible, miserable ways to stay fit and healthy. Have you ever pas…

What have we been up to in the 9 months when we weren't recording? Find out what we did with our gestation period that could've grown a full human baby. Broached topics: Podcast Edging, Everything's …

It's been a hot minute, but we're back! Or are we? In honor of April Fool's, we'd like to share our Top 3 Pranks We've Done Since We Decided to Start Recording Again. 

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If there's one episode you won't want to miss, it's this one. We start off by responding to a VERY interesting letter that may or may not make the case as to why a certain organization is cultlike. A…

Some of us had an easier time than others thinking of cults we might just join. But we're not examining what that means! We talked about cults for so long, we had to break this episode into two parts…

Boy Howdy! Buckle yourselves in for a wild ride as we brave the depths of high school and relive our most embarrassing moments.*** If you're an adult who knew us during this time, please, skip the fi…

As summertime approaches, we review our biggest pet peeves while on vacation. Join us as we recount our most annoying moments on vacation and try not to name actual names. Watch us perform mental gym…

It's Autism Awareness Month! Our high school friend Tyler, founder of the Barefoot Autism Challenge, suggested that we talk about unique ways to paint in honor of this month's theme, Barefoot Art. Br…

It's time for a topic that is discussed at 4th grade lunch tables across America: what animal would you want to be turn into? Mara discovers she wants to be kept. Marian goes for the land, air, and w…

Just 3 best friends coming up with excruciating ethical dilemmas in order to give us sound bytes that would definitely tank us should we run for office ten years from now. Join us as we discuss cheat…

Just 3 best friends unilaterally judging all baby boy names, as is our God-given right. Topics of interest: A Million New Year Updates, Hypermasculine Baby Boys, Marian vs. Insta Influencers, Mara Ma…