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My Smart Speaker is Haunted!

Uh oh! Imagine your smart speaker's suddenly become possessed, and starts talking by itself in the middle of the night.


That's exactly what happened to Tex and Wil - and using a sleep recorder app they began to capture their speaker's unprompted midnight ramblings.


Join them and amateur sleuth Joseph Begley as they try to decipher the meaning behind the sound bites. Who is Tom the Mattressman? Why is it obsessed with beetroot? And who's poisoned who? 


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Update frequency
every 12 days
Average duration
29 minutes
Episodes
37
Years Active
2024 - 2025
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Episode #036 - An Illegible Mess

Episode #036 - An Illegible Mess

Things are getting sticky as we return to the dancefloor at the disco grooves party - plus red twine, tat shopping and our favourite radio presenter is back (not you, sorry Begs)


This is part two of o…

00:38:42  |   Sun 31 Aug 2025
Episode #035 - A Sandwich Beyond Scope

Episode #035 - A Sandwich Beyond Scope

Don your grooviest outfits, we're at a disco party! All the great and the good are there mingling, plus there's a mysterious rendezvous at the Cost Benefit Patio and somebody's having night visions.


00:41:05  |   Sun 17 Aug 2025
Episode #034 - The Little Puddle of Brown Liquid

Episode #034 - The Little Puddle of Brown Liquid

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Yes, we're back and on track! Fashionable face coverings, unexpected deliveries and the return of the musical doorbell are all a tap away.


Also, Begley's feeling vindicated af…

00:32:14  |   Sun 03 Aug 2025
Episode #033 - Damian Gordon's Bedtime Storytime Show

Episode #033 - Damian Gordon's Bedtime Storytime Show

We're back! Get your ears round this episode as the pod returns with scattered platters, more tour and your favourite bedtime storytime show. The Serendipity Hotel is taking bookings now!


Tell a frie…

00:38:40  |   Sun 27 Jul 2025
Episode #032 - Three Unsuccessful Boyfriends

Episode #032 - Three Unsuccessful Boyfriends

Clips! Glorious clips! Take a shot every time one of the gang or the speaker say "Selby" this week and you'll be legless by the second act.


We take a guided tour of a local landmark, Joseph has his ow…

00:37:23  |   Sun 06 Jul 2025
Episode #031 - A Stack Of Lady Fingers

Episode #031 - A Stack Of Lady Fingers

It's a marathon of more unprompted murmurings!


Tex, Wil and Joseph return to untangle the web - and this week two of our favourite recurring characters are acting suspiciously (despite their best eff…

00:39:17  |   Sun 22 Jun 2025
Episode #030 - A Stylishly Empathetic Headpiece

Episode #030 - A Stylishly Empathetic Headpiece

The rumours are true - this episode's full of more unprompted clips from a haunted smart speaker.


This week we experience a KIDNAP plot, a spinning hat and an unexpected glut of olives. And what is …

00:38:00  |   Sun 08 Jun 2025
Episode #029 - A Ray Charles Birthday

Episode #029 - A Ray Charles Birthday

Watch out, there's clips about!


Why is our favourite private investigator hiding in a bush? Which character has the hots for an apple thief? And who has mislaid the TV remote?


Tell a friend, share th…

00:38:10  |   Sun 25 May 2025
Episode #028 - A Raspberry Ripple of Excitement

Episode #028 - A Raspberry Ripple of Excitement

Get ready, as the gang (and you) return for more unprompted clips from the realm of the haunted smart speaker. This time: be prepared for a trip to the nail salon, a seafood based side quest and an o…

00:42:21  |   Sun 11 May 2025
Episode #027 - Frome Wasn't Built In A Day

Episode #027 - Frome Wasn't Built In A Day

Clips upon clips upon clips. Intrigue abounds as we travel back to the turn of the millennium with mysterious food vendors, signed feet pics and a young star in the making.


Write us a lovely review o…

00:35:09  |   Sun 27 Apr 2025
Episode #026 -  The Sound of an Email

Episode #026 - The Sound of an Email

More unprompted smart speaker musings? You betcha. Uncle Horton is top of the plots as a mystery man darkens his door, an upsetting email is received and we meet a psychic with a difference.




Hosted …

00:34:57  |   Sun 13 Apr 2025
Episode #025 - The Story So Far

Episode #025 - The Story So Far

Bunting! Street parties! Warring retailers! It's a mattress retrospective as we wear our finest hats to celebrate the podcast's silver jubilee. Take a listen back to some favourite clips, plus a reca…

00:33:32  |   Sun 30 Mar 2025
Episode #024 - Everything's Coming Up Metcalfe

Episode #024 - Everything's Coming Up Metcalfe

Buongiorno! Tex is going through a break-up, PC Parsons is a man on a mission and there's strange things being thrown in rivers.


We want you... to tell us your favourite clips from the past year of e…

00:30:42  |   Sun 16 Mar 2025
Episode #023 - An Unreasonable Quantity of Raisins

Episode #023 - An Unreasonable Quantity of Raisins

Settle in for a dramatic episode in the Mattress Universe™! There's potential corporate espionage underway, some misdelivered holiday chocolates and Tom's bursting into rooms when you least expect it…
00:32:35  |   Sun 02 Mar 2025
Episode #022 - Cecil the Chocolate Baboon Cake

Episode #022 - Cecil the Chocolate Baboon Cake

Haunted happenings! A bumper number of new unprompted smart speaker clips this episode as we're formally introduced to Aunt Patricia, Sympathy Sinitta celebrates her birthday and there's ESPIONAGE in…

00:33:48  |   Mon 17 Feb 2025
Episode #021 - The Beastly Birds of Clapham Common

Episode #021 - The Beastly Birds of Clapham Common

More unprompted smart speaker clips? You betcha!


This week there's a BLAZING ROW between two characters, an INVASION of winged creatures and we finally find out who Bed Linens Weekly readers are LUSTI…

00:34:55  |   Sun 02 Feb 2025
Episode #020 - Howdy, The Figure Says

Episode #020 - Howdy, The Figure Says

We're back for more clips and nonsense! If you're baffled by your smart speaker's voice recently changing, rest assured Tex and Wil's is even weirder.


We all know that every good soap opera has its ow…

00:30:59  |   Sun 19 Jan 2025
Episode #019 - A Mattress New Year

Episode #019 - A Mattress New Year

Happy New Year! As we take down our taffeta decorations and look to the year ahead, we learn more about the beginning of Horton's business empire and discover a whole Selby broadcasting district we n…
00:35:21  |   Sun 05 Jan 2025
Episode #018 - Uncle Horton's Christmas Message

Episode #018 - Uncle Horton's Christmas Message

Merry Yuletide! Happy Holidays! Festive Greetings!


It's the Christmas special, which means Tex, Wil and Joseph have donned their cracker hats and sifted through the archive to bring you a bumper mix …

00:31:17  |   Sun 22 Dec 2024
Episode #017 - A World of Weevils

Episode #017 - A World of Weevils

It's back to the future (present) with this week's smart speaker outbursts. There's DRAMA in the court room, LAUGHTER at a new theme park and CONFUSION over mysteriously appearing gourds.


Tell a frien…

00:32:15  |   Sun 08 Dec 2024
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