That's exactly what happened to Tex and Wil - and using a sleep recorder app they began to capture their speaker's unprompted midnight ramblings.
Join them and amateur sleuth Joseph Begley as they try to decipher the meaning behind the sound bites. Who is Tom the Mattressman? Why is it obsessed with beetroot? And who's poisoned who?
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Things are getting sticky as we return to the dancefloor at the disco grooves party - plus red twine, tat shopping and our favourite radio presenter is back (not you, sorry Begs)
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Don your grooviest outfits, we're at a disco party! All the great and the good are there mingling, plus there's a mysterious rendezvous at the Cost Benefit Patio and somebody's having night visions.
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Yes, we're back and on track! Fashionable face coverings, unexpected deliveries and the return of the musical doorbell are all a tap away.
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Clips! Glorious clips! Take a shot every time one of the gang or the speaker say "Selby" this week and you'll be legless by the second act.
We take a guided tour of a local landmark, Joseph has his ow…
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Clips upon clips upon clips. Intrigue abounds as we travel back to the turn of the millennium with mysterious food vendors, signed feet pics and a young star in the making.
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More unprompted smart speaker clips? You betcha!
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We're back for more clips and nonsense! If you're baffled by your smart speaker's voice recently changing, rest assured Tex and Wil's is even weirder.
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Merry Yuletide! Happy Holidays! Festive Greetings!
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